I warn all men. Abuse my podcast email addy to write me your thoughts on how you think I'm wearing socks in my 2014 special. I don't allow men to comment on my clothing and talk about what they think my personal life is - nah, they're never right.

Also - speak for yourself. I'm not unwanted and I'm not rotting. I'm fucking awesome and when I taped that special that every man on earth misunderstood, I was divorced by my own choice and dating a couple people and the "die alone" was a not having kids reference.

I know he meant this to be fun and a creative way to reach out but I love smacking down dudes who even in their silly innocent jokes still uphold this subconscious notion that women dress for them or that I was wearing some "GIVE UP" shoe when my life was QUITE the opposite.

These are the shoes. All one thing. Blue nylon with gold metal. On what planet would this be blue socks inside of a half existing gold shoe. Never email women your opinion of their outfits on TV (I DO NOT DRESS FOR YOU) and not on the night women lose due to Amy CB's whatever.

Thanks for letting me tweet thread about something dumb. I am not upset! I am being silly and cunty and laughing. This thread is for women mostly. Guys let us talk shit.