Everything sucks, so I'm going to cheer you up by telling you a story about the time my child completely embarrassed me at a family dinner. Please laugh at my pain lol. So my kids are about 2 years apart.

I was recovering from childbirth & juggling a baby & toddler & needed to use the bathroom, which means we all went together & the cats. Whole potty party in there. Anyway, I hadn't exactly had the time or physical capability to trim the hedges, so to speak.

So my oldest notices & asks me what is "that"? So I tell her it's hair & it's normal for grown up ladies to grow it on their vaginas. But she's a little girl, so it's normal that she doesn't. At which point she tells me that it's really big.
Thanks kid lol

Have I mentioned I was exhausted & had a new baby & toddler & clingy cats? But anyway, I didn't think too much of it because kids, you know? So later we all got dressed & went to my lovely SIL'S house for a big family dinner. Everything was going great.

At one point, it got quiet as everyone had started eating a really delicious dinner & my sweet toddler decided this was The Moment & loudly announced: My Mommy has a Big Hairy Bagina! Folks, she said it so proudly, like I had grown a Magical Apple Orchard.

Of course everyone immediately swiveled to stare at me & honestly there was no way to salvage the situation so I said, It's true I do & went back to eating my mashed potatoes while she sat there beaming about how she had hyped up my "accomplishments"

Anyway, please think of this when deciding if you're ready for kids or not yet, because this isn't even my most embarrassing story folks.