exposing sm idols: a thread

jaehyun is not the heterosexual man he has seduced you into thinking he is

doyoung places bets on member dorm fights

taemin goes to the beach to chase seagulls alone. he used to go with minho before enlisted

shindong smells like old eggs

taeil is very protective of his bread

chanyeol is protective of bread too. he wants to fight nct maknae jisung for taking it once.

key got out of enlistment early for influencing the men with homosexuality

sehun's vivi has a private bathroom in sm entertainment. even sehun is not allowed inside.

taeyeon and hyoyeon like girls.

fx krystal has had multiple sm dating scandals with women covered up

jessi stole the lines "hey dawn whats going on" from nct's doyoung after making him sing nununana

ten hosts dance parties for sm idols monthly

qian kun loves soap

rumor of hendery loving cock broke out among idols before being confirmed as chicken

bangchan and nct member used to date

sm has tried spreading nct or exo x gg member dating rumors

haechan has slapped a homophobe

yuta and doyoung have cursed out sasaengs as a fun stress relieving hobby

many idols talk about moon taeil's butt

mark lee loves singing to watermelons

winwin has slapped three nct and one exo member with fish

yeri likes girls AND girls generation

baekhyun was the gay awakening of many male idols as well as the reason many female idols hate men

kai has made ten eat sand. ten enjoyed

renjun pours maple syrup on mark when he gets "annoying"

siwon says he showers but im not sure...

red velvet do not like heterosexuals. say theyre dry and boring... i agree!

taeyong and yuta hand out cat ears to other idols.. they have a collection in the dorms...

an ateez member confessed love for an nct member... nct member pat his head and gave him a duck plushie

joy does not like white men. or men. good for her

shinee member gave nct member lap dance for his bday

exo are so gay it hurts... my heart... in pain..

most of nct are gay catboys. they will not fuck you

sm hires gay idols. "more personality, smell nicer" they say

chanyeol and baekhyun have a rubber duck collection together

all sm idols fight over nakamoto yuta. he is too pretty. he will seduce you...

taeil, mark, and kun make up for the lack of ass in nct. they have a lot of ass

do not steal boas cookies. she will kick you. it hurts.

taeyeon kisses girls in her free time

chenle owns 14 aquariums in the unites states

jongin was almost beat up by loona. i will not elaborate.

when rumors of xiaojun and hendery being together broke out, wayv member ten said to xiaojun: "get that hendick"

many male sm idols have believed their own false dating rumors.

jaehyun, baekhyun, yuta and doyoung bring taeyong to the pet store to look at fish. they steal johnnys money to buy them

kun makes soap for the superm members

yuta almost exposed the 127 members on weekly idol for trying to kiss him. all of them. he will seduce you too if you arent careful...

sehun has sued sm staff for looking at vivi the wrong way. do not talk bad about vivi. he will know.

jisung has a sixth sense. he knows if someone is thinking about chenle

taemin and ten have dated in the past. they broke up because of fruit.

every single twice member has slapped a super junior member

sm staff have caught nct members having twerking parties. many times. sometimes taemin and baekhyun join

nct dream members have eaten grass when mark isnt around

taeil is very sexy.

kai and lucas kiss sometimes

many sm employees do not know what soap is. they small bad.

sm has forbidden jaehyun and taeyong take pictures together. we are upset. the people want a selca.

lay's cat DID have a name... he lied to us all

jaehyun has drunkenly proposed to lee taeyong and nakamoto yuta.

yuri of snsd fights misogynists when she can

sm idols frequent gay bars

jungwoo is one of the best dancers of the generation!

jaehyun and friend jungkook play minecraft together after inkigayo. they are very competitive...

jeno likes to make haechan flustered... says he's cute when he blushes. he is not wrong

these "tiddies" are real.