ive been doing very badly in the last few runs just because of bad RNG and me insisting on getting the last few legendary boons i need

i have the requirements JUST GIVE ME THE BOON ARES

especially chaos' legendary boon. im always like. i visited ur little sewer hole once already,,,, i am also out of death defiance,,,, i literally reunited u with ur daughter,,,, pls spawn pls spawn pls spawn OH NO NOT THE SHIELD GUYS

also patroclus pls spawn i need the kiss of the styx premium SO BAD

but i think i made a lot of progress with a lot of relationships at least. or at least I WANT TO BELIEVE SO BUT NO ONE IS SPAWNING FOR ME TO SEE THEM

this thread just shows i have a very dated thought process that starts out sarcastic and then quickly escalates into outright panic