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STORYTIME: The crazy ass stinky pussy ex-roommate who tried to sleep with my man because she didn’t like our decorations on the Christmas tree

The events mentioned occurred late 2018 - mid 2019. My man and I have been living alone since.

Now because I have SOME mercy, names will be censored. But if she wants to ever act stupid & reveal herself, by all means, everyone’s just gonna know she has a dumpster diver pussy

So May 2018, my man and I signed a lease with two friends, a guy and a girl, introduced them to each other, all seemed well for the first month. Then they fucked, started hating each other, and wanted us to get in their drama. They BOTH turned out to be shitty human beings.

We discovered that she was a heavy drinker, constantly smoking weed and angry without it, and a HABITUAL LIAR with ulterior motives. She went under multiple names and told us AFTER signing the lease she left her town cuz “she did something bad.”

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht"> She never said what she did

A few months in. One night @ 3 am my man & I are in our room, on our ps4 & him watching tv. She was drinking as always and decided to BARGE into our room w/ just a shirt. We weren’t really looking at her, so we thought she was wearing underwear: weird but whatever, ur drunk.

The she came on our bed and her...her...

My man turned around and realized her bare ass pussy was in his face. RIGHT IN HIS FACE

Immediately after realizing this, he turned pale as a ghost.

Her pussy fungus smelled up the room in record breaking time. I mean, sure the fan was on so I know it helped circulate it a bit, but I doubt she really needed it. She could go on Guinness.

I wanted to beat her ass, but I genuinely thought she was drunk, so instead I put that aside and helped her up as my man’s eyes were completely glued to his show.

Me: “I’m gonna get you a towel to cover you and get you to ur room”
Her: “I’m gooOooOoOd, thanks

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The next day she was at work, I called her up and let her know what happened. She said “Omg I’m so sorry! I’m glad I have friends who help me and don’t take advantage of me, thank you! I had a lot of boxed wine, I’ve never done that while drunk before”

Wait a minute.

You mean to tell me you’ve heavy drank for years & BOXED WINE- anyway

She also said she’d never do that again. 7 days later she has the door WIDE open while she’s ass naked lying down. I see her & gasp, she’s like “sup?” I closed her door quick. The next day she laughed about it

I start to realize this bitch is shady and should not be trusted, but I still give her chances anyway because I thought she was my friend and I love my friends (

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Everything was alright until around late November. The three of us (guy roommate didn’t want part of this) split on a real Christmas tree. She told my man and I that she was going on a trip to NY to see her family, we said cool lets decorate the tree before you go! She said sure!

She never caught up with that. A few days later, my man & the guy ex-roommate said they wanted to throw a party at the apartment to celebrate the new Smash Bros release. So my man asked her if we could just decorate the tree...here’s where shit went downhill.

She IMMEDIATELY got buckwild, as she’s a control freak & had a history of being demeaning to us when she wasn’t getting her way. So at THIS point, my man got tired & told me “we’re no longer listening to her.” I said ok.

She wasn’t able to have weed while w her family or drink like normal so, you could tell it was getting to her.

Besides telling her we’d pay her back on the 10th, we ignored her, decorated the tree, & had our party. If there’s one thing this girl never liked, it’s being ignored.

She literally went through something serious ONE WEEK B4 THIS with someone who actually betrayed her...& the only people who were there for her? My man & I. She never told that person off yet...she wants to do that with us over....decorations?

https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😐" title="Neutrales Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Neutrales Gesicht"> She tagged us in this mess.

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If there’s one thing that I will end a friendship for, it’s posting our shit on social media, tag or no tag. Manipulators like her love to talk shit to the public & NEVER mention the reason because then they’d lose their audience. So I reported her post n explained it for her

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Anywho, my man paid her back her portion, so you think all would be well, right? No....that night she spammed us, she meant what she said.....

Dec 27, my man & broke up (we’re good now lol) and I left the place to live with my parents. Yes I still paid my rent.

She took this as her chance. FOUR DAYS after, on NYE, she barged in (as always) while my man was looking at old messages b/t me & him, wallowing.

She sat on the bed & asked him “can you unzip my dress?” My man paused and said “uhh, sure?” And did that hesitantly, then went back to reading our messages. She sat there for like 30 seconds waiting for him to do something but his eyes were glued to the phone. Annoyed, she left.

It didn’t register in his head what she was trying to do until later lmao

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Anywho, shorty after he & I got together & he told me what happened. I considered lots of things...none of them good. But we both knew she already threatened us while we lived together for other things.

He told me that she already threatened to damage property so if I confronted her, she would really make sure NO one got their deposit back. I decided it wasn’t worth confronting her, for everyone’s sake. But I REALLY wanted to

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In the end, I’m glad I didn’t do it, because I’d probably still be in jail for m*****. This is an old picture of me in college, but it’s really ugly so I liked to imagine it as my mugshot. It would have been this ugly if not uglier. It was good motivation.

But yeah, now I get to kind of put her on blast and use what she did to me for clout! And I don’t give a fuck if she sees this because she knows if she says something everyone’s gonna see her (or smell her) for what she really is

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So, that’s it! Believe it or not, I only told y’all the basics of all that happened. I didn’t mention much about the male roommate and how he brought in my ex bestie who takes my exes and would moan LOUD in front of my man. I can make a YT video if y’all want all the deets!

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Sorry I uploaded this so late but hope y’all enjoyed!

Oh yeah I also didn’t mention the part where she stole friends from me and got one to lowkey stalk me, finding out where my man and I moved to? That can also be for the YT video if y’all want it

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