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STORYTIME: The crazy ass stinky pussy ex-roommate who tried to sleep with my man because she didnāt like our decorations on the Christmas tree
The events mentioned occurred late 2018 - mid 2019. My man and I have been living alone since.
Now because I have SOME mercy, names will be censored. But if she wants to ever act stupid & reveal herself, by all means, everyoneās just gonna know she has a dumpster diver pussy
Now because I have SOME mercy, names will be censored. But if she wants to ever act stupid & reveal herself, by all means, everyoneās just gonna know she has a dumpster diver pussy
So May 2018, my man and I signed a lease with two friends, a guy and a girl, introduced them to each other, all seemed well for the first month. Then they fucked, started hating each other, and wanted us to get in their drama. They BOTH turned out to be shitty human beings.
We discovered that she was a heavy drinker, constantly smoking weed and angry without it, and a HABITUAL LIAR with ulterior motives. She went under multiple names and told us AFTER signing the lease she left her town cuz āshe did something bad.ā 
She never said what she did
She never said what she did
A few months in. One night @ 3 am my man & I are in our room, on our ps4 & him watching tv. She was drinking as always and decided to BARGE into our room w/ just a shirt. We werenāt really looking at her, so we thought she was wearing underwear: weird but whatever, ur drunk.
The she came on our bed and her...her...
My man turned around and realized her bare ass pussy was in his face. RIGHT IN HIS FACE
My man turned around and realized her bare ass pussy was in his face. RIGHT IN HIS FACE
Immediately after realizing this, he turned pale as a ghost.
Her pussy fungus smelled up the room in record breaking time. I mean, sure the fan was on so I know it helped circulate it a bit, but I doubt she really needed it. She could go on Guinness.
Her pussy fungus smelled up the room in record breaking time. I mean, sure the fan was on so I know it helped circulate it a bit, but I doubt she really needed it. She could go on Guinness.
I wanted to beat her ass, but I genuinely thought she was drunk, so instead I put that aside and helped her up as my manās eyes were completely glued to his show.
Me: āIām gonna get you a towel to cover you and get you to ur roomā
Her: āIām gooOooOoOd, thanks
ā (says x3)
Me: āIām gonna get you a towel to cover you and get you to ur roomā
Her: āIām gooOooOoOd, thanks
ā (says x3)
The next day she was at work, I called her up and let her know what happened. She said āOmg Iām so sorry! Iām glad I have friends who help me and donāt take advantage of me, thank you! I had a lot of boxed wine, Iāve never done that while drunk beforeā
Wait a minute.
Wait a minute.
You mean to tell me youāve heavy drank for years & BOXED WINE- anyway
She also said sheād never do that again. 7 days later she has the door WIDE open while sheās ass naked lying down. I see her & gasp, sheās like āsup?ā I closed her door quick. The next day she laughed about it
She also said sheād never do that again. 7 days later she has the door WIDE open while sheās ass naked lying down. I see her & gasp, sheās like āsup?ā I closed her door quick. The next day she laughed about it
I start to realize this bitch is shady and should not be trusted, but I still give her chances anyway because I thought she was my friend and I love my friends (
)
)
Everything was alright until around late November. The three of us (guy roommate didnāt want part of this) split on a real Christmas tree. She told my man and I that she was going on a trip to NY to see her family, we said cool lets decorate the tree before you go! She said sure!
She never caught up with that. A few days later, my man & the guy ex-roommate said they wanted to throw a party at the apartment to celebrate the new Smash Bros release. So my man asked her if we could just decorate the tree...hereās where shit went downhill.
She IMMEDIATELY got buckwild, as sheās a control freak & had a history of being demeaning to us when she wasnāt getting her way. So at THIS point, my man got tired & told me āweāre no longer listening to her.ā I said ok.
She wasnāt able to have weed while w her family or drink like normal so, you could tell it was getting to her.
Besides telling her weād pay her back on the 10th, we ignored her, decorated the tree, & had our party. If thereās one thing this girl never liked, itās being ignored.
Besides telling her weād pay her back on the 10th, we ignored her, decorated the tree, & had our party. If thereās one thing this girl never liked, itās being ignored.
She literally went through something serious ONE WEEK B4 THIS with someone who actually betrayed her...& the only people who were there for her? My man & I. She never told that person off yet...she wants to do that with us over....decorations? She tagged us in this mess.
She tagged us in this mess.
If thereās one thing that I will end a friendship for, itās posting our shit on social media, tag or no tag. Manipulators like her love to talk shit to the public & NEVER mention the reason because then theyād lose their audience. So I reported her post n explained it for her 
Anywho, my man paid her back her portion, so you think all would be well, right? No....that night she spammed us, she meant what she said.....
Dec 27, my man & broke up (weāre good now lol) and I left the place to live with my parents. Yes I still paid my rent.
She took this as her chance. FOUR DAYS after, on NYE, she barged in (as always) while my man was looking at old messages b/t me & him, wallowing.
She took this as her chance. FOUR DAYS after, on NYE, she barged in (as always) while my man was looking at old messages b/t me & him, wallowing.
She sat on the bed & asked him ācan you unzip my dress?ā My man paused and said āuhh, sure?ā And did that hesitantly, then went back to reading our messages. She sat there for like 30 seconds waiting for him to do something but his eyes were glued to the phone. Annoyed, she left.
It didnāt register in his head what she was trying to do until later lmao 
Anywho, shorty after he & I got together & he told me what happened. I considered lots of things...none of them good. But we both knew she already threatened us while we lived together for other things.
Anywho, shorty after he & I got together & he told me what happened. I considered lots of things...none of them good. But we both knew she already threatened us while we lived together for other things.
He told me that she already threatened to damage property so if I confronted her, she would really make sure NO one got their deposit back. I decided it wasnāt worth confronting her, for everyoneās sake. But I REALLY wanted to 
I even made a countdown till the lease ended
I even made a countdown till the lease ended
In the end, Iām glad I didnāt do it, because Iād probably still be in jail for m*****. This is an old picture of me in college, but itās really ugly so I liked to imagine it as my mugshot. It would have been this ugly if not uglier. It was good motivation.
But yeah, now I get to kind of put her on blast and use what she did to me for clout! And I donāt give a fuck if she sees this because she knows if she says something everyoneās gonna see her (or smell her) for what she really is
So, thatās it! Believe it or not, I only told yāall the basics of all that happened. I didnāt mention much about the male roommate and how he brought in my ex bestie who takes my exes and would moan LOUD in front of my man. I can make a YT video if yāall want all the deets! 
Sorry I uploaded this so late but hope yāall enjoyed!
Oh yeah I also didnāt mention the part where she stole friends from me and got one to lowkey stalk me, finding out where my man and I moved to? That can also be for the YT video if yāall want it
