ID DO IT TO THE CHEETO MAN’S FACE!

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Fun fact when I was doing lobbying, I once had a meeting with sh*t head himself Mr T*d dipsh*t Cruz before the Ambassador to Austria came. The way I had to prepare to suppress everything to get him to sign a freaking bipartisan bill. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🥰" title="Smiling face with 3 hearts" aria-label="Emoji: Smiling face with 3 hearts"> I drank all the Dr Pepper and left.

B*tch ass had all the doctor pepper in his office. IMMA DO IT AGAIN TED CRUSTY!

DUDE HAD A BIG OFFICE WITH NICE CHAIRS AND SH*T. NOT DESERVED! AND THE OTHER SENATOR HAD A TINY OFFICE! I DRANK HIS DOCTOR PEPPER TOO.

If anyone is reading and wondering what is with the Dr pepper... well it was invented in Texas. So all Texas legislators have their office decorated with Dr Pepper. They have all kinds... even like rare ones. So while I was there... I drank a lot. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🙈" title="Nichts sehen-Affe" aria-label="Emoji: Nichts sehen-Affe">

The least they could do after destroying our state and not giving us basic medical care... I’ll take all the Dr. Pepper.

If you have read this thread you realize I’ve done more than simp in my life. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤡" title="Clownsgesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Clownsgesicht"> But I waste my talents on simping lol.