okay so here are our thoughts about the article today
1. inconsistencies we are all aware of (did he or did he not take a paternity test, L being a present father while also saying Banana had to resort to getting a sugar daddy bc she was a struggling single mother, etc)-

2. we think that them pushing the idea of L being a present father is actually meant to help build the narrative that could possible end this stunt. That is to say, L was always there to provide for F so that when he takes a paternity test and it comes back as negative it is-

-a total shocker to him
3. Banana is painted as a good mother to F but also as someone who is troubled and needs professional help. This is briefly mentioned in the article but hints of it are seen throughout it in the way the sugar daddy talks about her behavior

4. Sugar Daddy claims he was angry upon seeing that Banana got a boob job and was flaunting it online, yet he STILL supposedly reached out to her even after she scammed him out of $5K... so either things don’t add up or homeboy is stupid af

so here’s our theory of how this shit show is going to go down:
Banana deactivated bc all the negativity/accusations were affecting her. her family pushes her to get professional help which leads good present dad L to step up and get custody except before he can do that he must-

-get a paternity test which ofc will come back negative so the “grandparents” (tammiandbrett) will get custody instead. we think this theory could work bc it somewhat clears Banana’s name since her actions could be attributed to the personal “trouble” she was dealing with and L-

-would also be just another clueless guy that was “duped” while Banana was “troubled.”
so yeah this is a possible alternative of how they could end bg but tbh who fucking knows how everything will end...

we are a little late to the party but we had to discuss and get our thoughts together first... college is hard y’all

https://celebmagazine.com/louis-tomlinson-baby-mama-briana-jungwirth-double-life/ this is the article