while i do appreciate the lovely artist that make sanses look all cool n sharp n tricked out...
alas, I want a Red Underfell who looks like he has a van with a wizard fighting a dragon made of joints painted on the side and he can& #39;t even fucking drive

it& #39;s parked out front of his house, & he& #39;s all "now there ain& #39;t no engine in this and i can& #39;t reach the pedals, but uh," *just slaps the side of the van like clack clack* "this here bad boy can fit so much furtive oral sex in it"
and then it& #39;s surprisingly nice inside https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">

god, i can imagine the reader fic now. Red gives Reader the best head of their life in his wizard van, then offers a feast from his 30 lb bag of kettle corn beside the bed. then like, "hey wanna meet my pet?" and it& #39;s a raccoon that lives where the engine used to be & six babies

honestly this is not out of the question, i already cannot believe any of you actually read the crap i write, and holy guacamole i love you for it https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="😂" title="Gesicht mit Freudentränen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit Freudentränen">