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while i do appreciate the lovely artist that make sanses look all cool n sharp n tricked out...
alas, I want a Red Underfell who looks like he has a van with a wizard fighting a dragon made of joints painted on the side and he can't even fucking drive
alas, I want a Red Underfell who looks like he has a van with a wizard fighting a dragon made of joints painted on the side and he can't even fucking drive
it's parked out front of his house, & he's all "now there ain't no engine in this and i can't reach the pedals, but uh," *just slaps the side of the van like clack clack* "this here bad boy can fit so much furtive oral sex in it"
and then it's surprisingly nice inside
and then it's surprisingly nice inside
god, i can imagine the reader fic now. Red gives Reader the best head of their life in his wizard van, then offers a feast from his 30 lb bag of kettle corn beside the bed. then like, "hey wanna meet my pet?" and it's a raccoon that lives where the engine used to be & six babies
honestly this is not out of the question, i already cannot believe any of you actually read the crap i write, and holy guacamole i love you for it
