live tweeting my brother’s reaction to the articles (a COMPLETE outsider):

a thread
“what do they mean photoshopped and faked the pregnancy? if theres an actual kid, why would she have to steal pictures?”

LMAO I told him to keep reading (he’s on the 1st article) and that I would show pictures later
“what the fuck do you mean she set herself on fire?”

IM YELLING ?? IM GONNA SHOW THE VIDEO
he thought the video was fake at first I— ANYWAY now he’s laughing 🧍🏻‍♀️
“I thought only trump said fake news to anything he doesn’t like” well—
“basically she used an old man to spoil herself and her kid and he thought it was a real relationship? now she’s getting married to someone else? why would he waste his time buying stuff for a family of a famous singer?”

😗 he’s bored but I said it gets BETTER in the next one
he asked me if L actually got the 50/50 custody they fought over and I just said it seems like he didn’t bc he never sees the kid and doesn’t even live in the country ?? I tried to explain that the articles about custody are all inconsistent or ambiguous so no one actually knows-
“she just sounds hella insecure but in an the annoying way” BITCH LOL
“she looks like the crazy bitch in the roommate movie. I feel like she would kill me if I told her no.”

?? he said it, not me 🧍🏻‍♀️
now he’s comparing the “turning dark” thing to his crazy ex girlfriend goodbye I’m gonna steer the conversation back in the right direction tehe
“changing diapers? so he’s a sugar daddy but also the babysitter? what an idiot”

I TOLD HIM THAT ITS WEIRD THE GUY IS SAYING HE WANTS TO BE THE MAN IN THE KID’S LIFE AND HE SAID:

“he makes it sound like he has no idea the kid’s dad is an actual fucking millionaire” I KNOW!!
“so he KNOWS who the kid’s dad is and he still bought them groceries? he didn’t see how obvious that he was being used? or, fuck, maybe ask her where the fuck the dad is? I wouldn’t buy another family groceries when I know they’re rich”

......exactly
“if I was rich, my kid would have all the ipads he wants. even if I hated the mom. spoiling your own kid doesn’t mean you have to spoil the whole family. make sure they have what they need, and then splurge on the kid. he’s a millionaire but couldn’t get his kid an ipad?”

YIKES
“she’s a bitch but this guy is an idiot. am I supposed to feel bad for him?”

no, no one is being guilt tripped by a sugar daddy. I told him to just keep reading and note the inconsistencies and keep in mind that so many of us don’t even believe L is the dad in the first place
“it’s kinda weird for this guy to keep saying he wants to be the new dad”

I told him THATS MY WHOLE POINT and he asked me if L has addressed this at all. I said no and he told me that this sugar daddy sounds like a creep LMAO UHH
BITCH 😭😭 he said “is she bipolar or something? he keeps saying she switched it up on him. I think he’s just stupid. like actually stupid.”
“why does he keep saying he knows how the kid feels without his dad? he sounds like a dumbass. is she using him, is she a poor, is she manipulative and crazy, is she single, is she broke, is L the dad, is L not the dad, does L pay child support, what the fuck is going on morgan?”
“is the new dude rich? she seems like she wouldn’t close the doors on her money scamming opportunities” UM
“WAIT” ... I waited for him to reread a paragraph
“he just said he was sending her money while she was engaged to this other guy”
AND THEN
“so she’s engaged to this dude, she has a sugar daddy sending a paycheck, and supposedly a rich baby daddy? WHERE IS THE RICH BABY DADDY?”
“that literally wasn’t funny at all but he has a point. no job at all? dating guys for a living? AND getting child support from a rich dude? and she still couldn’t just pay him back? so now this bitch is getting sued. this is stupid” (he’s talking abt the greeting card job joke)
“I don’t doubt that this guy probably has some weird thing for her still, but it doesn’t take away from the fact that she literally scammed him and he just wants his money back. if he’s a creep, he’s a creep and that sucks but you’re still stealing, you know?”

HE SOUNDS LIKE ME
“of course they can’t give proof. they all look like idiots. everyone looks like an idiot except for L”

I know 😌🙏
he didn’t know what a shrink was 😗
“WHAT? that other guy you listen to? you think they’re dating??”

IM SCARED I’m brushing the H part off LMAO WE JUST GONNA FOCUS ON EVERYTHING ELSE OTHER THAN THE SHIP
“I mean she definitely could’ve just said the kid was his and he agreed. do you know how much money she probably got from L directly? of course she would fuckin lie about her baby daddy. what a shitshow”

sooo.....
okay he just asked why wouldn’t L take the paternity test in the first place and I’m like... THATS THE POINT! ITS SO SUS and now he’s confused as fuck
“how is this man gonna say he wants to be the kid’s dad but there’s a headline saying L is very present? this guy has no fucking idea what the truth is. I mean I don’t think any regular person know the total truth, but THIS GUY is probably just as confused about L as you are” WOW
“he’s changed the story about L at least 3 different times”

almost as if that’s what we’re all saying 😀
“oh my god I forgot that this is about fake boobs”

IM LAUGHING ? but ok he’s done reading the most recent article and im probably gonna show him some extra pictures and stuff to get his final thoughts
okay he’s kinda done with this so I won’t be showing him extra bg things 💔
“it seems like this lady is just genuinely crazy or greedy or both. that guy is an idiot for not realizing it” I asked about the kid situation and he said:
“yeah what a mess. I wouldn’t be surprised if she lied about him being the dad, she sounds like she would do that”
“i still don’t really get why he wouldn’t take a paternity test in the first place. like, the problem would be solved instantly. well i guess she would still be crazy either way, but at least he would know if it’s his problem or not”

um... YEAH. I KNOW.
I asked for his final thoughts so i can shut up and this is it
“the lady has issues, the sugar daddy makes me cringe, and I don’t know what the fuck is going on with your singer. if I were him I would do something about this”
I asked him what he meant and he said +
“like fuck I don’t know, actually get custody? or at least get a pat test so either people shut up, or I find out the truth? and if the pat test was positive or whatever MAYBE I’d see my kid more often? buy him his own ipad so a greasy old man doesn’t spend time around my child?”
IM GONNA SCREAM ?? he doesn’t care to hear about any theories or anything more bc we’ve been talking for too long BUT he said “if you weren’t here to explain the extra stuff to me, I would have no fucking clue what I was reading” YEAH I KNOW
he agreed that there are way too many inconsistencies with the story and he’s not even phased that L probably isn’t the dad 😭😭 “he just doesn’t sound like he’s handing this in a way an actual rich celebrity dad in the spotlight would handle it” FUCK I shouldn’t be laughing ??
I’m just gonna end the thread now because he keeps repeating his points and doesn’t really care anymore BUT IN CONCLUSION my brother who only listens to rap and doesn’t know who lt even is NOW thinks that B is a scammer and L got played 😁👍 so there’s that
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