The day this tl made me and my cousin buy 15,000 face shields be the day I decided never to trust this tl. I told him we should advertise it to people that cut onions cos the business cast... it’s been almost 7 months and he’s still not picking my calls
“25000 face shields for sale”

* in less than 30 minutes*

“SOLD!! shipment coming in soon so please place an order”

If God ever forgive you guys me ankasa I won’t. Mmoa!
See how you guys are laughing 😕
It wasn’t so funny when I was pitching the idea inside kwadaso market to the onion sellers and selling it for 1gh in the abuakwa traffic. Kumasi Nii paa yede 6 adane me 9
Long story short, don’t believe everything you see on the tl. If you hear
“3y3 original face shields, t) five for 1 cedi na yento woso miensa”

Inside adum- kumasi just know it’s my business
Bro it got to time that we were at our lowest low and we started selling it as a fan for fanning coalpots.

“Yesss abrofo papa(fan), wosh3 spers nyinaaa na woo b) egya mu. Yessss abrofo papa”
If you know me you know I always make jokes of thing I have little to no control over so one time we were praying in the morning and I said “God please SHIELD us from the enemy’s attacks”

And my cousin was looking at me like “really junior? Really?”
U guys might be wondering why he’s not picking my calls. I know I made some one or two joke but he wanted like 5k shields to test waters & I told him “we can’t be sitting in pragya when we can own a c300 4matic so we either go hard or go home” the 15k shields were the first batch
So if you’re reading this thread please know that I’m broke and if I owe you money this thread just canceled that debt out cos
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