a very random and weird BTS wwyd thread

cw / tw : can be nsfw
these are all just jokes by the way, not to be taken seriously at all 🙄 also yes some are nsfw so kids -> 🚪
1. you are hanging out with ur boyfriend namjoon and you accidentally fart. he laughs for awhile before turning serious and asking “can i smell” wwyd?
2. you know you shouldn’t but you are parked in front of a garage for a few minutes to pick your friend up but then you hear a loud knock on your window. you look at the person and roll your window down, this man is standing there and says “get the fuck out the way hoe” wwyd?
3. ur in a coffee shop in the morning & see 1 other person there. u try to put your books down, they all fall onto the floor & papers fly everywhere, some even @ his feet. u start gathering ur stuff and glance to see if he’s helping but he’s actually staring at u like this wwyd?
4. you’re messing around with ur boyfriend hoseok and accidentally vomit on him while deep thr0ating. you’re embarrassed and immediately look at him to see his reaction but he does this as if he likes it. wwyd ?
5. you call ur mom on facetime but this man picks up and says “she’s busy rn kid call another time” and hangs up. wwyd ?
6. ur bored in ur zoom class and start to do random shit like sniffing ur fingers after scratching ur genitals + gagging and picking ur nose. couple minutes into it u hear ur professor say “did you forget to turn off ur camera ?” wwyd?
7. ur laying in bed with ur boyfriend jungkook and he feels something tickle his bootyhole. he looks over at you but ur on ur phone with both hands. he goes to check himself in the bathroom and realizes he has pinworms. wwyd ?
8. you’re on a blind date with this man and when ur about to order he says “they’ll have a salad.” and when the waiter leaves you tell him “i wanted a warm meal actually” and he says “i can tell”. wwyd ?
9. you’re on a date with this cute guy you met. its going great until u come back from the restroom and see him doing this with YOUR food. wwyd ?
10. ur on a crowded bus and see the seat next to him is unoccupied. you ask him to move so you can sit and he tells you there’s space on his lap. wwyd ?
11. ur at a fansign and say “omg hiii hobi i love you so much ur such an inspiration to me i love you sooo much ur so good at what you do you make me so happy” and he looks at you like this. wwyd ?
12. you’re on a date with this man and he looks at you like this after telling you your breath stinks & smells like fish. as if he likes it . wwyd ?
um wtf follow me 😒 anyways
13. ur brother’s friend tae looks at you like this after yall are left alone cause ur brother went to go get some stuff from a convenience store. he tells you he’s likes you for a long time and that he likes the way u look when u sleep but u dont remember sleeping w him. wwyd ?
14. ur getting jumped and your boyfriend is watching it unfold from the sidelines like this. wwyd ?
15. you go to prison for 5 years to protect ur boyfriend and when u get out u call him and he says he found someone new & thanks you for not snitching on him. wwyd ?
16. ur bf does this while ur squirting/nutting on his face as if he’s in a music video/drama series. wwyd ?
17. you post a new selfie on ur instagram but flop. u tell ur bf “they’re sleeping on me frfr”, u turn around and see ur bf do this. wwyd ?
18. you’ve been dating this cute guy for about a year but never actually made things official. one day you introduce him to ur friend as ur boyfriend and he looks at you like this and says “what in the fuck are u on about ?” wwyd ?
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