Thread by @pseudofauxtome, I will not apologize for any of this thread. Upright. Reversed. [...]

I will not apologize for any of this thread.

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Upright. Reversed. Reversed reversed. Criss Cross! EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS—

(I can’t think of ANYTHING I wouldn’t do with/for Nadia, and I would certainly be banged by AND bang the hell out of her. I love her so much.

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Upright. Reversed. Reversed reversed. Criss Cross! EVERYBODY CLAP YOUR HANDS—(I can’t think of ANYTHING I wouldn’t do with/for Nadia, and I would certainly be banged by AND bang the hell out of her. I love her so much. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

Not everyone on this list is nobility in a spooky story*, but also: Baron de Ghost. (Please do drop a glamorous, possibly [100%] drugged berry in my champagne.)

*okay now that I’m thinking about it... that’s not... highly accurate...

I’d be doing the banging, and it would be with Wakaba, and it would be after he learned his lesson(s).

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(Saionji, SKU)

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So this entry was originally just going to be Kokuyo from Wish (the dark haired one), but. honestly. My happiest place would be with Kokuyo AND Hisui.

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https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="💕" title="Zwei Herzen" aria-label="Emoji: Zwei Herzen"> This scene about popped my eyeballs out of my head when I first read it.

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So this entry was originally just going to be Kokuyo from Wish (the dark haired one), but. honestly. My happiest place would be with Kokuyo AND Hisui. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable=

While on CLAMP (and if I am banging then there is likely CLAMP nearby), I could never choose between Aoki and Sorata from X/1999. I think I like good boys. Definitely good hearted boys.

I also like very, very bad boys.

(Proportions had no place on this show but those eyebrows are exactly the way they are meant to look. This is Treize, from Gundam Wing. Non bad boy examples see also: NOIN with my entire gay heart, Wufei, Trowa when I’m angsty)

Firmly back in good boy territory, this does not do him justice, the tie would be the first thing to go:

(Are the Eyebrows

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KAFUUUUUUUUUUUUU afufufufufufufufu

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With my entire heart and putting my entire back into it:

Shokudaijiji Mitsuchika

(These are not the same person, I just have zero restraint. I hope they will both bring restraints.)

LIKE EVERY BANG MIGHT BE OUR LAST

It was alllllllmost Archer... but it wasn’t! Rules are rules, and Gilgamesh is the rules.

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(Kinda prefer armored up Gil to CasGil, but the titanic dick energy of tiddy abs chalice your-majesty-no-one-could-call-what-those-trousers-have-a-*waist*band wins me over every time!)

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Anytime, every time, all the time, until we were in weird Persistence of Memory territory

(These don’t do a lot to establish *which* gorgeous Yu Watase character this is. It’s Hotohori, sad king of my hotohearti.)

INTO THE SUN and best of all, I canonically pretty much do!

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(Saito, Fashioning Little Miss Lonesome)

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Once wanted to be her, now know that was true but I also badly wanted to bang her

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Impey, OF COURSE, but let me be clear: I’d let him get all the pent-up fuckbunny out of his system and then I would slowly, lovingly bang him directly to the moon every night of the week.

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Sweet, SWEET Hiroyasu from Chobits. I will have my cake, mister baker, and it is possible I will eat it, too.

He couldn’t keep up with me but it would be fun to see him try.

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Oh dammmnnnnn, oh damn, 18/10, I’d beg to be banged

(Odanna, Kakuriyo(

Tora from Midnight Poppy Land, literally from 0:00 to 23:59 *every* *single* *day* (even when not wearing a suit but hallelujah that he does in this scene)

I am just (constantly) saying, my keyhole is READY

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Mr. Big Softy (bigger stiffy) himself, Victor.

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