USPS Informed Delivery shows that I’m getting 25 packages of cards today. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="🤦‍♂️" title="Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Mann schlägt sich die Hand vors Gesicht"> I’m a dead man. If my wife gets the mail before me today then she is going to go ballistic. After what happened last night, I wouldn’t be surprised if she just threw the packages away.

Well, the tub of packages is gone. And I don’t have the nerve to ask my wife where they went. You can cut the tension with a knife. I’m staying near my kids because I know that she won’t tear into me in front of them.

I know that she’s waiting for me to ask her what happened to the tub of cards went so she can unload on me. She is going to go full out nuclear on my ass!