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Tory Jesus thread: I could give you this bread Timmy but you’d probably just swap it for crack (1/)
Wait, ask him for his credit card details before it’s too late (2/)
Back you go mate. Try and swim to France (3/)
So we’ve finished your assessment and the DWP will be withdrawing your PIP. Soz m8 (4/)
I know you’re hungry now Timmy but just think in a few years we’ll be fucking up your exam grades then charging you 9 grand to be a prisoner in uni halls. Lolz (5/)
If I’ve told you money lenders once I’ve told you a thousand times. PUT THE RATES UP. Once you’ve got them hooked you’re golden (6/)
Laters lads. I’m heading offshore for tax purposes (7/)
Sorry lads. This is all for Gary Sambrook (8/)
