Bournemouth's five seasons in the Premier League consisted of nothing but home games vs. Liverpool and Man City, as well as 2-2 draws with Watford at Vicarage Road. https://twitter.com/wiIIbanks/status/1320403047902777345
Arturo Vidal has played for Inter Milan for 10 years despite only joining them this summer.
Every El Clasico match has been won by the away team.
Neither of the Milan clubs won a game between 2014 and 2019.
Reading and Bolton are incapable of kicking off a home match at 7.45pm.
Arsenal have never beaten Crystal Palace at home despite playing them at home twice a year.
Every Newcastle home match ends with the camera panning to fans streaming out of the ground with ten minutes to play as the opposition score their third.
Zenit only play Portuguese teams in Europe.
Aberdeen play Rangers at 12.30 every Saturday.
Steve Cook is at least 8 years older than he claims.
Nobody has ever seen Jadon Sancho play well and we're all too scared of being ratio'd to admit it.
The first name on Burnley's teamsheet is Craig Dawson, despite the fact he's never played for them.
Every team in the football league has a yellow away kit.