What’s the point in an avocado?

Like, who found it and thought I wonder if this thing that looks like a lizard egg can be eaten.

I’m going to spend 40 minutes removing it’s disgusting, leathery hide so I can view its innards.

Oh look. It’s inside is 80% stone. This was a magnificent waste of time.

They don’t even taste that nice. Like earth. Who wants to eat earth.

If I’m going to eat a drupe then I’d rather it be a peach or a delicious apricot.

If I want to eat something that tastes like earth then I’ll have a papaya. Because I’m an exotic bitch.

If something has leathery skin why would you assume it has to go in your mouth?

I was going to try and do some drawing but I’m all wound up now.