*At the Seventeen Dorms , one of the members stole Scoups' shoes *

Scoups: Who was it ?
Vernon: hyung ? huh?
The8 : ( under his breath) someone is doomed
Scoups : Aren't you going to tell me ???
Seungkwan : *points to the ceiling * he did it
Mingyu : me ?
Seungkwan : what wait
Seungkwan (to himself) what was he thinking ?
Scoups : quit playing around please !
Joshua : (in english) Angry mode activated. Who stole the leader's shoes ? BuzzFeed mystery unsolved.
Jun: (under his breath) this situation is so sudden , I feel burdened. I don't even know what shoes are.
Hoshi : calm down Scoups hyung , let's relax and dance.
Scoups : you seem really suspicious ......hmmm....
Hoshi : shoes can be found later, however, this time will never come back.
Woozi : he's right. Let's move it. If the CEO finds out we are playing around.....
Scoups : Who's playing around ? I just asked who stole my shoes ? Do you expect me to dance with my socks only !
Dino : think about it carefully,hyung. You'll be the star of the stage.
Dino : all the attention will go to you. Fashion icon.
Scoups : what should I do with this thing ?
Jun: (under his breath) I hate this ambiance. I'm out of here.
D.K : Junnie hyung ! Don't go. I'm coming too !
Wonwoo : Can we please stop and tell the leader who stole his shoes ? Why do I feel this was not only one person's doing ?
Mingyu : It's Jeonghan. Why are you all using your brains too much ? Save it for when we have to decide which restaurant we will be going to tonight.
Jeonghan: Mingyu ? It's me ? Wahhhhh !
Seungkwan (to himself ) : It's definitely Yoon Jeonghan.
Hoshi : The8, was it you who did it ?
The8: No.....where are Jun and D.K now ?
Hoshi : I asked you a question.
The8: I said no !
Joshua : BuzzFeed mystery ....
Jeonghan : What do you keep on blabbering ?
Joshua : Nothing. Shut up and tell Scoups you stole his shoes. Stop creating conflict. Behave yourself.
Jeonghan: But I did not !
Joshua : Let's see then
Jeonghan: Let's see what? It's you , right ?
Scoups : Let's just leave. I'll find it out myself. Let's find Jun and Dokyeom and go.
Woozi : sad man. I really want to know who stole the shoes.
Hoshi : no Woozi. Let's all just go. The culprit will feel sorry and come forward himself.
Jun: The cars are waiting outside. Stop it and let's go.
D.K : What came about ? Who stole the shoes ?
Vernon: umm guys ....can we just leave ?
Seungkwan : Vernon. You've been shaking all over since Scoups hyung first posed the question. Why don't you just tell him ?
Vernon : Tell him what ? That you gave his food to your dog ?
Seungkwan : oh man....
Scoups : you did what , Seungkwan ?
Seungkwan : oh man again.
Scoups : what ?
Seungkwan : nothing .....let's go. Or we will be late.
Jeonghan : It wasn't me who stole the shoes.
Jun: I know.
Jeonghan : Thanks for knowing. I wish everyone else would believe me.
Jun: ( under his breath ) I don't believe you hyung. All I know is you didn't steal my shoes from the shoe rack when you were planning on stealing
someone's shoes. I'm glad. Glad that I don't feel burdened.

*Chinese convo follows*

The8: Why is seventeen taking so long to resolve a conflict ?
Jun: Because no one is cooperating.
The8: that's absurd. Who do you think it is ?
Jun: Jeonghan.
(Back to Korean):

Joshua : I heard Jeonghan. What are you two on about ?
Dokyeom : Joshua hyung. Let's leave.
Joshua : When will this BuzzFeed mystery ever ?
Jeonghan: Shua, I feel like someone is playing 'Jeonghan' here.
Joshua : it's you who is. Who else ?
*Before getting in the car *

Mingyu: Going Seventeen Bad Clue Season 2.
Wonwoo : Who are all the people behind this theft ?
Dino : I think it's a well planned scheme.
Wonwoo : who conspired against the king ?
Mingyu : Seungkwan said me. I said Jeonghan.
Vernon : All of a sudden , I don't think it's Jeonghan.
Woozi : I know it isn't him all along. I think it's Joshua.
Vernon: you might be right. I feel like it's him as well.
Woozi : well you never know.
*English conversation follows*

Vernon : Bro listen ? Just own up and say it's you.
Joshua : is it me, though ?
Vernon : who is then ? Don't say Jeonghan. That's overrated.
Joshua : It's him. Dokyeom knows it too.
Scoups : you all talk too much. Let's cancel the stage today.
Hoshi : you are the one who started it.
Dokyeom : hold on. What Shua Hyung ? I don't know anything about this. I wasn't even in the dorm when this happened.
Jun : this situation is just so weird.
Wonwoo : Do you think it's Jeonghan as well , Jun?
Jun : well yeah.
The8: does the culprit even know he's the culprit ?
Mingyu : Aaah silly little Myungho. This is a real life story. Not a scripted bad clue episode.
The8: it feels like it though.
Mingyu : silly.
The8: okay.
Jun : Joshua hyung. Do you know where I can order ...?
Joshua: stick to the topic.
Seungkwan : There's a topic ? Can we just fast-forward please ? This environment is so tense.
Jeonghan :I don't know what you're thinking but it really isn't me , leader
Scoups : Yeah you don't know what I'm thinking.
Dino : ( to himself): Wow. This is really complicated.
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