Summary of Today's gist: A thread đŸ”„

1.Agent Fash recently signed by the FBÍ came to investigate the killing at Lekki toll gate regarding the #EndSARS protest.

He made a sleek move by taking a said hidden camera with a handkerchief.

Idi Araba Sherlock Holmes he was dragged😂
2.

One fine influencer (Ewatomhie) was dragged today.

(Sledge) said he paid her 39k to buy a Twitter account from her.

After receiving the payments for the business, Sledge said she deactivated her account and switched off her phones.

Hushpuppi with bress and bumbum đŸ€ČđŸ»
3.

We haven't even talked about that one finish, one Shepeteri tweeter (Hayomide) came and said...
"I was walking down my street yesterday when a guy on the bike just slap my chest and told me to cover my breast well next time,mad people everywhere đŸ€ŠđŸ»"

Great content dearđŸ€ČđŸ»đŸ˜‚
4.

After 200k and some palliatives went round, one guy with plenty followers (Souljah)ate palliatives indomie and tweeted....
"Social media bill is a MUST"

He thought he was safe until one WizkidFc striker(Kussman) quoted the tweet with...
"animal talk don start again." 😂
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5.

Anon tweeter(Luda) tweeted...
"Nigeria girls need to learn how to squirt"

One girl( Naemii ) said that's because he can't make a girl squirt!!!

(Luda)said she bedwets
( Naemii) Said...
"Your papa dey crase???"
(Luda) said...
"him fit make your mama squirt sha"

😭😭😂😂
6.

Not long after, one girl(Visa bae) replied (Luda) saying..
"If your dad is anything like you then I don’t think we have to worry about that."

Same(Luda) replied
"If your mum is anything like you, your father must be having it rough at home. Imagine living with two dimwits"😂
7.

One unknown tweep(Reykia) said our favorite influencer did "Kiss and tell"

She said he tried to put his hand inside Dabussy when they kissed at a friend's birthday party,but she refused.

She narrated how he later went to tell his friends that they had sex that day...
8.

It became more intense when Shepeteri twitter prime minister(Alan) quoted(Reykia)...
"Tell them how I paid for your flight to and fro because you're broke."

We knew all of them are madd when the same (Reykia) replied with...

"Bold of you to think I’m doing this with you."
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9.

After disguising like he was with the youths during the #EndSARS protest, Nigerian ACTOR and politician Desmond Elliot stands with the government regarding the social media bill.

"Desmond idĂ­ot"
"Once an actor, always an actor."

He was mercilessly dragged.... 😭😂
Continuation..... đŸ”„đŸ”„ https://twitter.com/SMiTHiE___/status/1320803463182356487?s=19
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