types of bts shippers (namjoon ships edition) ; a thread

namjin shippers

- you ship the two tallest mfs and still cry about the height difference
- get fed once every 6 months but the meal is always so good they keep coming back
- seem to be really into agriculture tbh not sure just keep hearing about a honeyfarm
- treat them gently

namgi shippers

- namjoon could eat yoongi in one bite but that’s [debby ryan move] kinda hot
- you still listen to mcr that’s okay
- wrote their dissertation on ”respect is higher than love and they refer to each other as my respect”
- chaotic bisexuals

namseok shippers

- [gentle hand on shoulder] dw your best friend loves you back you should tell them :)
- either SO FLIRTY or malfunction when somebody looks their way
- surprisingly rare considering how loud these mfs can get
- it’s the thighs isn’t it
- mentally in malta

minjoon (minimoni) shippers

- loves to baby but also loves to be babied you know
- you probably have a size kink but nothing wrong with that
- so loyal and will say it to you like it is
- haven’t met a problematic minjooner in my life
- love u <3

taejoon shippers

- [deep breath] where do we start
- the most attractive people you’ll ever meet in your life sorry i don’t make the rules
- intimidating in a popular kid kind of way but actually really nice
- chill but also thirsty ... vibing [horny ver]
- probably poc

namkook shippers

- thriving like sunflowers because of dynamite era namkook
- painfully horny or really soft there’s no middle of the road with these people
- [looks at this soft precious dynamic] okay so how do we make this sad
- no seriously namkook live today fr this time

joon haremists

- believe that namjoon should be babied and are absolutely right
- living vicariously through bts
- refuse to pick one flavor when you can have them all
- the intellectuals the galaxy brainers the backbone of our society
- the way forward to a better future

this was all in good fun pls don’t take any of this too seriously!! i’ve started out with namjoon but i’m happy to make this a series and include the other members too if anybody wants to see that :D