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These are the 5 main diseases that plague the club on the pitch:
1.Aubameyang
2.Lacazette
3. Ceballos
4. Leno
5. Mustafi
1.Aubameyang
2.Lacazette
3. Ceballos
4. Leno
5. Mustafi
Aubameyang kills our attack from the inside like a toxin. Him being involved in d build up play is poisonous to the blood flow of his teammates.
Lacazette is essentially a blood clot (bloodclaart
@AbsDuFromage)....blocks the progress of the blood flow and the attack by just sitting there like a fat dumbass instead of directly tainting it like Auba. Hes also thick w a fat ass tbf
@AbsDuFromage)....blocks the progress of the blood flow and the attack by just sitting there like a fat dumbass instead of directly tainting it like Auba. Hes also thick w a fat ass tbf
Ceballos and HIV/AIDS are synonymous. Both infiltrate d immune system and our MF and pretends to be one of white blood cells looking like heâs doing something good before proceeding to kill off attacks + rest of the good cells and destroying the whole team
Leno is a worm... agile and often does good things to look useful for the body but at d end of d day it eats at u, taking away valuable nutrients and opportunities from much better teammates such as Martinez or protein. So cute and tiny so it cant be the worst of out problems??
Mustafi is a cognitive disorder. Its acc not his fault. Just so unfortunately that a perfectly fine, technically gifted footballer will never be able to function like a normal human being due to constant blockage in neuron communication. Him being an option is harmful on its own.
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