Thread by @shikaemaru, what ur fav naruto chara says about u

what ur fav naruto chara says about u <3 - a thread im making bc im bored and ignoring my midterm

naruto stans
- ily guys sm
- ur all so nice
- uve probably introduced a lot of ppl to naruto and u like seeing their reactions while they watch
- ur defensive of naruto as a series but probably dont get too offended if someone doesnt like it
- everyone irl knows ur a weeb

sasuke stans
- u guys scare me
- u could write papers on why u think sasuke was right
- be honest u were emo in middle school werent u
- the chunin exams arc haunts u
- boruto is fanfiction to u

sakura stans
- u will fight to the death for her
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somewhere on ur acc
- “my wife is not a weak woman” has yall sobbing
- ok no offense but yall can be so fucking mean hdjshdjd
- STOP EDITING HER HAIR LONG
- sasori fight on REPEAT

sakura stans- u will fight to the death for her- somewhere on ur acc- “my wife is not a weak woman” has yall sobbing- ok no offense but yall can be so fucking mean hdjshdjd- STOP EDITING HER HAIR LONG- sasori fight on REPEAT

kakashi stans:
- on god ive never run into a more horny stan than u...
- how many times have u rewatched his anbu arc? be honest
- u r all so intimidating
- multishipper
- u hate covid with a passion but at least u can wear ur fucking kakashi mask huh u fucking weeb

hinata stans:
- ok taste
- ur all either really sweet or fucking mean theres no inbetween
- crying over neji never meeting hima everyday
- naruhina stan 100%
- hot bitches

kiba stans:
- dog people
- u acknowledge that hes useless but its ok bc hes hot
- piss kink
- ive never met a mean kiba stan
- kiba: “im going to be hokage!” yall: oh sweetie no...
- ur rare but i like u
- u either rlly love kibahina or ride for kibashino. also narukiba sometimes

shino stans:
- omg BABIES!!!! ILYSM PLEASSEEE
- even rarer than kiba stans
- ur soooo fucking cute
- ive only ever seen a few of u so i dont have much to say

kurenai stans:
- you exist?

shikamaru stans:
- UR ALL SO SEXY
- his character growth??? unbeatable
- borderline sasuke antis
- i know uve cried over him at least once
- u dont fight to defend him u dont care enough about his antis ur too busy loving him
- shikatema shipper <3
- closer or bluebird fav op

ino stans:
- bad bitches
- honestly so fucking nice yall just mind ur business and stay in ur lane
- stay having receipts proving ino was the baddest kunoichi in the war arc. obitos mind says hello
- bush clover family stan
- inosaku stan
- all hate how she was treated in canon

choji stans:
- omg if u dont let me kiss u rn...
- angels literally angels
- damn near cried when he unlocked his butterfly jutsu during the war
- u would die for him i know it

asuma stans:
- cried into ur ice cream when he died
- u fucking LOVE mirai
- u skip episode 80 on shippuden rewatches
- deserved better
- shika stan too
- hot
- hes the only straight man u trust
- kureasu r ur parents

neji stans:
- hows therapy going so far?
- personal vendettas against kishimoto
- cry once a day over him
- want hima to meet uncle neji SO BAD
- gay and pretty

tenten stans:
- HOMOSEXUALSSSSS
- ten page apa formatted papers on why tenten was useful, actually
- either a nejiten shipper or shes in lesbians with one of the other kunoichis
- how are u all so unhinged when she is the sanest character in all of naruto how did that happen

rock lee stans:
- ill be honest ive never seen any of yall in the wild but irl i run into lee stans all the time
- friendly and relatively easy to talk to
- yall stay fed by canon
- gaaralee or nejilee shippers
- u just think hes neat

gai stans:
- go to horny jail
- KAKAGAI HUSBANDS
- ur chill
- i know u like his dub voice u can lie all u know but u know it suits him
- funny

gaara stans:
- crybabies
- ull kill everyone whos ever been mean to him ever
- just think he deserves the world
- yall sexy why lie
- that picture of him holding the cactus lives in ur head rent free

temari stans:
- “leave shikamaru for me”
- big fan = big dick
- again, i dont see a lot of yall but i know u exist... come out of hiding dont be shy

kankuro stans:
- clowns
- WHERE ARE U??????

genma stans:
- do yall ever stop with the horny tweets...
- “genma 420 hah”
- with five minutes of screentime huh? yall r easy to please
- i dont trust yall
- ok i get it u want him to break ur back
- there r so many of u i wouldnt have expected that tbh

iruka stans:
- boruto does not exist boruto does NOT exist
- softies
- kakairu rent free
- naruto is ur son but also iruka dad
- that first ep was all it took
- ill be honest idgi

yamato / tenzo stans:
- BORUTO DOES NOT EXIST BORUTO DOES NOT EXIST!!!!!!!
- orochimaru ANTIS
- laughed when danzo died
- HATE HIS ENDING
- horny but in a soft way
- ur all fucking amazing ilysm
- hes cute what can u say
- we all know he was done dirty in canon

jiraiya stans:
- i hate you
- die

madara stans:
- so what if hes evil right? u still want him inside u
- god those shinobi he punched the lights out of are so lucky u wish u were them
- hasimada
- “look madara wasnt wrong ok”
- villian fucker
- the war arc was ur fav until the aliens showed up

hashirama stans:
- ok listen i rly like u in theory but i had a terrible experience with one of u guys so i uhhh i kinda avoid u all now
- but hashirama pretty and i love him
- hashimada again
- soft omg
- cute
- passive aggressive
- u just think that he is better than everyone

obito stans:
- ok but obito did nothing wrong actually
- sexy just like him
- tits
- kin
- u project onto him and its ok
- he had the most tragic backstory
- “obito best boy”
- kkob
- defend him until ur blue in the face
- have converted ATLEAST 2 antis
- how was the psychward?

minato stans:
- u refuse to acknowledge his many mistakes
- girls enbies and gay stan him online but dudebros love him irl
- u cried when he died that second time

kushina stans:
- feminist
- i feel like... ur probably an obito anti
- minakushina lovers
- again i know u exist but i NEVER see u

tsunade stans:
- hhh,,hot womin make brain go brrr
- milf fucker
- titties...
- omg
- tiddies...

itachi stans:
- local normies of the weeb community and no im not sorry
- stop crying PLEASE stop crying
- ok we GET IT hes SEXY
- do u guys ever sleep
- whats it like on anitiktok?

kisame stans:
- borderline f...furries
- hot but in a weird way
- what?? who cares if hes a fish i LOVE him
- wait, yall actually think hes hot? i thought it was a joke...
- mentally ill but vibing

sasori stans:
- no offense but i genuinely cant believe u guys exist
- nice until someone pisses u off
- and ur easily pissed off
- 1 insult about him and its all over
- u guys have fun with ur hcs about him

deidara stans:
- u just think hes sexy
- do u guys ever relax
- block ppl for the smallest things
- he is ur funky little man and u will accept no criticisms of him

orochimaru stans:
- why?
- ok sorry ill be serious now
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- no really why

konan stans:
- nikcki show ur bobbies
- lets be honest we all know she shouldve defeated obito but he has plot armor
- emo bitch put down the eyeliner
- please seek therapy i know you need it i know youre sad

pain stans:
- i know baby i know...
- i think if u cried u would just feel better
- stop rewatching the pain arc theres other episodes u guys
- i cant tell if ur horny or sad or horny and sad
- please put down the hair dye

nagato stans:
- ...
- what do u want me to say? ive never met one

did i miss anyone?

SAI I FUCKINF ORGOT SAI

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