thread of questions for non singaporeans

do you know what singlish is?

how do you pronounce “Hougang”

do you think singapore is in china? huh? stupid fuck? I bet you do. I’m going to eat you.

why do all you foreigners eat dirt? do you think it’s cute. I heard from my mothers ahma’s postman than all non-singaporeans eat dirt and I am going to be very passive aggressive about it

do you know any singaporean musicians? jj lin doesn’t count

why do you suck dick and balls? please answer honestly

can you name every MRT station on the green line? do you even know what MRT means? I bet you dont

what do you think of chewing gum being banned in singapore

why did you call me a chink

you just read ‘chink’ in your head didn’t you. why did you do that

why do you think singapore is a conservative shithole. answer NOAW

what does USS stand for. tell me now

end of thread also everything from the second question onwards was a joke I know you guys don’t eat dirt