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“You read that in the news? Really? Wow. … No, I’m just surprised you still read the news. And you seemed like such a sensible person. You know, I have some back issues of Pravda you might be interested in."
“You want to know why I don’t vote? Besides the fact that it’s provably, mathematically, a waste of time? How about: I’m not an expert in governing entire countries, so why would I even try to rule this one?”
“You believe in democracy? But why? I mean: Hitler, Stalin, Churchill, Bush, Mandela — for God’s sake, when are we going to learn: it just doesn’t work!”
“I noticed your Reagan bumper sticker. Did the store run out of Bismarck, Augustus, Charlemagne, Justinian, Frederick the Great, Alfred the Great…”
“What do you mean, ‘free’ and ‘independent’? Free to starve? So amazingly ‘independent’ that they’re totally reliant on foreign aid? What a joke. Bring back colonial rule, I say.”
“And this is our problem how? … Yes, by all means, tell me more about this fantastically convoluted, insanely expensive multi-generational scheme for funneling the terrorists and the State Department more money. … That’s right, this ‘Middle-East Peace Process’ of yours.”
“You think Rush Limbaugh is too ‘conservative’? Why, because he wants to ‘take us back to the 50s’? Well, I want to take us back to the 1750s, so what does that make me? … A ‘racist’? I can live with that.”
