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It's Love Boat time! With Britt Ekland, and whodafuq?
Oh, I knew he looked familiar. He's the guy from Pirates of Penzance
So, handsome Gilbert Gottfried is a rich guy who is being sent off by his lawyer, who warns him to make sure any woman he meets signs a legal liability waiver, because obviously the courts were stacked in favor of women in the 1970s.
Whodafuq is recovering from a collision with "a crazy woman driver."
Aaand guess who else is on the cruise?
Pirates is a famous singer, and Vicky has a big crush on him.
Brutal. Pirates gives Vicky a pity orange juice as he makes off with an adult groupie.
Every time handsome Gilbert gets a look at the sexy ladies, he kills his boner by looking at the check he had to give his last girlfriend.
Whaaaa?
