I forgot why I stopped seeing my eye doctor a few years ago until today, the day of my appointment. It’s bc he came into the room and gave his unnecessary commentary on the Brock Turner case and told me women lie about being sexually assaulted all the time??

okay so like he also had a photo of himself taking a selfie with a cheetah while wearing a shirt that said some shit like “faster than a cheetah” in one of the rooms

his staff was having everyone sign paperwork in pencil? which now i’m like damnb i shoulda taken my own pen out wtf

him: so what do you do now?
me: oh i’ve work remotely for a psychiatrist in midtown for the past three years, she specializes in eating disorders
him: OH so she mostly treats women then?
me: umm, no