When we getting this is a Phasmophobia level @KineticGame? https://twitter.com/jennyjaffe/status/1320611511614623747

Fucking excuse me what

WAIT WHAT

WHY THE FUCK IS IT SO BIG

WHY DOES THIS CIVILIAN HOUSE HAVE A WHOLE-ASS SEPARATED LADIES ROOM IN ITS DIMENSIONALLY TRANSCENDENTAL WAREHOUSE STOCKROOM

WHAT

WHY?!!!!

I THOUGHT Y'ALL WERE DOING A MEME "HAHAHA FUNNEEE BATHTUB"

BUT NO YOU WERE TELLING THE TRUTH I'M SORRY I DOUBTED YOU

Oh good

I KEEP CLICKING AND IT WON'T LET ME LEAVE

Oh great there's more

Gonna have to ignore your advice, box

Okay so I looked the property up on Google Maps, and you can clearly see that most of the warehouse structure appears to be separate from the residential structure, but the nature of the physical join isn't clear from this far out.

But it gets worse.

Go into Street View to try and get a better look?

WHAM

JEFFERSON COUNTY SCHOOL BUS BLOCKING YOUR VIEW OF HOW ONE BUILDING PHYSICALLY CONNECTS TO THE OTHER

And if you try to get sneaky by peeking round the corner from Street View maps where the school buses aren't there?

WHAM

POLE IN THE WAY

This house DOES NOT want you to see how it's connected.

What the fuck

I found the bathtub porn room entirely by accident

Okay what is this

There's obviously another room behind this shelving unit

Can we kickstart to buy this house

Host Nightmarecon in the Cursed WarehouseHouse

I found the Forbidden View that allows us to assess the physical join between the two cursed structures

There's not much of it

I gotta venture back inside this vile demense to work out where this door connects to

Please fund me $500k to buy this place and turn it into exactly what Ziggy suggests here https://twitter.com/ziggybull/status/1320730749545467905

"Vex's Vexing Venue" slaps

Extremely Curséd Éléctróníqúés

What fucks me up is that there's this hideous cursed downstairs kitchen

But it's literally directly beneath this OTHER hideous cursed upstairs office-kitchen

WAIT

WHAT IS THAT I ESPY

ENHANCE

SHARPEN THE IMAGE

ZOOM IN ON THAT CENTRAL QUADRANT, KICK UP THE 4D3D3D3

CONFIRMED

Most important question: does the house come with all the basement crap?

Slightly less important but still important question: is this better or worse than Groverhaus?