Me: "If Apple would build cars, would they still have windows?"

Husband: Hold my beer...

"Some parts would be sold as extras. Like the trunk."

"Tires cost 2k each."

"Side mirrors are the latest shit that no car had before. 1k each. But they are digital. They shrink with every update. And after three years you need a new car because the mirrors aren't supported any more."

"Everyone who doesn't own an Apple car are losers."

"The back window is in form of the Apple logo. It lights up when the motor runs."

"Which renders the rear-view mirror non-functional, but Apple is aware of the problem. They will fix it in a future update, which will force you to buy a new rear-view mirror. But only if you have a new model."

"You can stream the content of the rear-view mirror onto your Apple watch as a workaround. Just watch out, Apple watches can overheat. Oh, and the streaming only works via LTE."

Me: "Yeah, sorry, mine was lame. Got it."