pt.1 coming home from delaware. as soon i cross over the border into jersey there was HUGE dead deer in the left lane and someone hit it and guts flew all over our car/windshield and the leg hit the car, jackie is upset i’m like wtf and then just more blood up ahead from another

p.2 deer getting hit everywhere. we now drive another 45 minutes home then we come up to dead stop and cops direct us to cross over median into truck lane, we seen the accident with a challenger hell cat destoryed and 20 feet ahead on the opposite side of the lanes a civic with

a busted windshield and whole front end FUCKED, drove another 100 or more feet and dead body with brain fallen out , must of launched out of the civic with 3 cops with standing around pointing flash lights at it, then we finally get home and a clown car of a garbage can opens up

and 3 raccoons come opening it up and hop out and run, we wait there and just see an arm come out of it and a huge fat raccoon just hops out lmao anyways what the fuck