I FOUND MY DIARY FROM 2011 I FUCKING WROTE “AS YOU KNOW I HAVE A FETISH FOR TIED UP PEOPLE (...) I GOOGLED IT AND THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE LIKE ME, IT USUALLY BEGINS IN CHILDHOOD. THIS IS MY DEEPEST SECRET” BITCH HOLD UP IN 10 YEARS YOU’LL SEE WHAT YOU’LL BE POSTING ON THE INTERNET

I legit feel so bad for my younger self cause I know how much this ate him up inside for years I wish I could go back and say BRO THERE’S GONNA BE THIS WEBSITE CALLED TWITTER AND YOU’LL BE DRAWING FUCKED UP SHIT AND HAVING A BLAST WITH LOTS OF FOLK

Oh and you’ll be posting kinky semi nudes on a thing called instagram and your dad will see it and he’ll call you and ask if you are taking care of yourself so honey the cat’s out of the bag now