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The be t time I hear pim about Nollywood plots or actions from you people, you all will see something.
If we did what Fashola did, you pipu will be shouting up and down that our stories don’t make sense. Shey you people have seen something now? Shior.
Fash Holmes, my guy!
If we did what Fashola did, you pipu will be shouting up and down that our stories don’t make sense. Shey you people have seen something now? Shior.
Fash Holmes, my guy!
Dear Governor, in storytelling for film, you are allowed only ONE coincidence. That camera is yours for this tori you pipu are telling. Also, the placement was quite odd; I mean, it was in plain sight! It shld have fallen on Fash Holmes& #39; head, as if God threw it at him in anger.
Also, Dear Gov, your props department is shit! Camcorder, camcorder! Haba!! And what& #39;s with the black cloth? Like you people were coming from Ogbanje meeting? Your scriptwriter never heard of VERISIMILITUDE! Do better, please.
Gov sir, remember those old Nollywood film where Patience Ozokwor kills everybody, including her son and grandchild just because she hates the woman he married and Patrick Doyle now comes as Priest, prays and Mama G turns to fowl?
Yeah, this camcorder story stinks the same way!
Yeah, this camcorder story stinks the same way!
Gov Dearie, ask Asiwaju not to pay the acting fees of the other Govs in that scene. Poor waka pass actors! They couldn& #39;t even act properly surprised.
Where were their hands on their chests or heads? Where was the choruses "Haaaaa, see something o." as they discovered the cam?
Where were their hands on their chests or heads? Where was the choruses "Haaaaa, see something o." as they discovered the cam?
I need to go sir, school resumes today. It& #39;s nursery school, where kindergarten kids act better.
Call me, okay? I tell better stories and write badass scripts.
Talk soon.
XOXO
Call me, okay? I tell better stories and write badass scripts.
Talk soon.
XOXO
