More "things I don't miss hearing/overhearing in Telawi", a thread

Trigger warning for some

1. "your body just isn't fit because you have other priorities than taking care of yourself, like your job, your family, so you don't focus on fitness 24/7"

2. "well, don't you know that Datuk xyz is MY dad"

3. "we have to park in Perlis since there is no parking in Telawi or the roads nearby. At least Perlis confirm can find parking."

4. "wow reading the news is deep"

5. "have you tried transcendental meditation for that (insert long term illness) of yours?"

6. "we were in Bali and that night, the grass was talking back"

Tbh I am fine with 6

7. "eh, eh, go outside, got fight la, aiya, it's (insert your friend that's always in a fight) AGAIN ah, aiyo tell them don't fight so near my car can or not. Just washed lah, Ccb"

8. "McDonald's got cctv la, they confirm cam your face when the guy files their report to the police"

(maybe I'm just around criminals alot)

9. "oh yeah, I'm mixed"

10. "I'd never trust a person who doesn't like to travel around the world, it says something about their character"

I did this thread to feel better about not flying home