Disapproving this post; a thread (/j) https://twitter.com/cup1dd/status/1320569099269844993
EXIBIT A; Rantaro’s ass claps
Throughout the entirety of Danganronpa V3’s screen time with Rantaro it’s made stunningly obvious the clap of Rantaro’s cheeks are loud, thundering even. In fact that’s the only reason they knew he was in the library. His asscheeks hit the floor and-
-the sonic boom it cause alerted the others. They saw his ass first before seeing him. Further more he couldn’t hear the shotput ball rolling down the vents because the clap of his asscheeks were too loud for him to notice. They’re pretty melodic who wouldn’t get lost in the-
-melody of his gorgous beautiful thunda cheeks rhythmically bouncing to his heartbeat? Not even Rantaro himself can escape the seductive mantra of his ass claps.
EXHIBIT B: Photo evidence
Yes, I have visual irrefutable PROOF his asscheeks are the fattest known to man? Are you ready? Yes. Look well. We are constantly shown how much of a juicy slice of cake he has. *taps first image* from the concept art, that seemed always be true.
EXHIBIT C: Cupid’s history of Rantaro Amami slander(?)
Yes. You heard me right. There was a time where Cupid slandered him. Not nearly to this extent, but still, quite notably. The statement made here should surely inform you of why the source of ‘Rantaro has a fl*t ass’ is-
-unreliable and therefore should be entirely discredited.
{End of thread}
RANTAROS ASS IS NOT FLAT NEVER WILL BE
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