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I'm gonna.... watch evangelion for the first time
I don't know anything about this except big robots? and that the ending scene is apparently visually inspired by the quiet earth??
waIt why did nobody tell me this had weird giant creatures?? whatever this angel is, it's sick as hell
"hi son I haven't seen you in years, get in the robot and fight a giant monster"
holy shit I wish I could spiritually connect to a giant robot
I'm gonna make a wild guess that shinji's dad somehow created him to be a perfect robot pilot
imagine falling on your face in front of a giant angel. cringe
the replies to this tweet are incredibly ominous https://twitter.com/Wanderlustin/status/1320575387735265280?s=19
I AM watching it subbed. the subtitles weren't matching with the dub and I can't stand that shit
NOBODY TRAINED THIS KID TO FIGHT!!! no wonder he's struggling against a fuck-off massive creature
I love the concept of massive freaky things destroying humanIty so much
I like the lady who's decided to take shinji in. big mum friend energy from her
I also hugely identify with a woman driving a car held together by duct tape
I'm sorry, WHAT LMAO
"the bath is life's washing machine." words to LIVE BY
the visual aesthetic of this are fucking amazing. the angel, the eva venting fluid from its skull. SO COOL
what the fuck, this thing has an EYE????!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
lol the big robot needs its tube. embarrassing
I'm getting the impression I may have severely underestimated what this anime is @pettyantics
get a load of this dweeb
"centre the target and pull the trigger" SEEMS like good advice but it's never helped me win in the crucible
this robot sucks, I've been surviving twenty-something years without my tube
it has FINGERNAILS???? why the fuck does a robot need fingernails
ok we're taking a break so I can make a giant batch of noodles
I'm back with mi goreng
kendra mentioned that this show has christian allegories and I was like "OH THAT'S WHY THERE ARE SO MANY CROSSES"
y'all, stop making sly references to future stuff!! it's really annoying!!!! let me discover it in my own time!!!!!!!
I'm getting the impression that shinji is not okay
look at her rad mom jeans
I don't really understand the concept of the city upside down over the country and pyramid but it looks cool
he has friends 
blaze it
I mean it would've been a real short anime if shinji HAD left. sweet character growth though
I think he was a little more than "stressed out"
I'm gonna throw out another wild guess that the evangelions are like... captured angels or some shit
JUST PRETEND I'M RIGHT EVEN IF I'M NOT OK
ok I have a gin, let's get back to KIDS IN BIG ROBOTS
I did see someone holding a cross and go "that's a weird ruler"
maybe it's the gin talking but unit 00 is pretty hot
cannot tell if this man cares about rei or just cares about his tools
ah, the classic pervy high school anime boys
shinji you can't just walk into a girl's house and put on her glasses
oh my god I thought /I/ was an awkward disaster of a human around girls I like but shinji is on an entirely new level
I like rei a lot, she's cool
imagine getting fucked up by a giant diamond. I would simply not get shot by the giant sentient diamond
I'm losing my shit at this entire situation
[rei tears a roof off a building to grab a thing] I love her and unit 00
LOOK AT HER TINY NOTEBOOK
so far, I am thinking evangelion is like a mix between halo and gunnerkrigg court
"hey I know you've never shot a giant sniper rifle in a giant robot but you just gotta hit the target"
why the fuck is there a PENGUIN
if you had told me a giant robot with fingernails would shoot a giant sniper rifle at a giant floating diamond I would've watched this show a lot sooner
imagine constantly being owned by a 14 year old kid who lives in your house
"it smells like blood in the entry plug" EXCUSE ME?
this kind of apocalyptic weird sci-fi stuff is SO MY JAM
ah I see this episode is about sexism causing nuclear explosions
I'm sorry but if you build a giant robot that looks like a fucky monster, it's kinda a self-fulfilling prophecy
oh hey here she is! I know her from cosplay!
BRUH WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
the angel designs are really fucked up and cool
huh I guess this tracks since antarctica is all melted. spooky
spud is here now
I do not like this ryoji guy. he seems like a fuckwit
this dance fight is so cool, this show is gorgeous
I was about to say exactly this. these kids are saving the world from angels in giant robots!! you can't expect them to also excel at school!!
she is a secret genius and she doesn't give a shit about tests. these girls are GREAT
haha, what the fuck is this
rei keeps getting the short end of the stick and it is KILLING me, she is so sweet, she deserves better
I see this is the inflation fanservice episode
I want them to get this angel baby SO MUCH because I want them to do research and then tell me what the fuck it is. that's how it works right
you can't always get what you want..........
shinji needs another boy pilot so he doesn't have to be lonely at the hot springs
WHY DIDN'T THEY TAKE REI TO THE HOT SPRINGS. WHAT IS THIS SHIT
are you KIDDING ME????!!!! https://twitter.com/demanrisu/status/1320684224521728001?s=19
can we get back to the robot having eyes and fingernails please. I need more of this biological robot shit
you're telling me three supercomputers run the government?????? I trust them
what the FUCK is shinji's dad up to????? maybe he made the angels. I don't trust him
"if an angel attacks now, we'll be in trouble" [angel appears]
ohhhhh yes this one has big creepy legs! yes!!!!
that's a good with shinji, why ARE you fighting the angels?
this is my favourite angel by far
okay I really don't trust shinji's dad, but he does care a lot about his big robots and I respect that
I love this creature SO MUCH
WHAT A MOOD
I love seeing these kids work as a dream team, in the rare moments that they do. and with that thought, it's sleep time for saf. I'll return to the angels and the fucked up robots tomorrow
we're back at it again at the krusty krab
oh fuck yes I love a timejump back to apocalyptic times, this shit gets me going
HANG ON A FUCKING SECOND, THIS IS SO COOL
HMMMMMMMMM
I'm crying, this was one of my theories https://twitter.com/docsquiddy/status/1321372772413640705?s=19
oh my god yesssss show me the dead place yess YEESSSSSSS
fuck yes, this angel is SICK. I can't believe nobody ever told me there were fucked up angel creatures in this, this is so good
the further I get into this, the more misato reminds me of ima (from space jumpers) and the more I love her
misato..............
asuka: what are you, a fucking idiot?
shinji: yeah, most likely
shinji: yeah, most likely
extra-vehicular angel
if I'm gonna go out, I hope it's by being crushed under the giant foot of a giant fucked-up robot
these kids are so sweet, I'm gonna cry
oh lol I just realized that the magi are another reference to christianity
what the FUCK are these "imitation bodies" (don't tell me)
once again that mention of adam........ UGH I'M SO CURIOUS
this episode is a good example of why you should never accept any excuses for contamination when you work at a cafe
[angel voice] I'm in
are they gonna try to make this angel go rampant
[jumps out of bed] dr halsey made the magi
lol nevermind halsey never had her motherhood fighting for control
I'M SORRY I'LL STOP TALKING ABOUT HALO NOW, I'M ON EPISODE 14..... I'm halfway through
excuse me, aren't you dead
I am an idiot. this is a flashback, obviously
WAIT AM I FINALLY GOING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAPPENED THAT NIGHT
this show is not subtle, and yet,
exoskeletal vibing angel
"I feel like ayanami has a tenuous grasp on her own existence" no wonder I love her so much
the angels CLEARLY want something in HQ. but what. WHAT!!! probably their children, the evas
who let rei look into the force mirror
I'm so mad that I only realized the potential of the name joke AFTER SENDING THAT TWEET
both rei and shinji say that the other's eva smells like them I love these kids
I love these kids
I am tweeting the nice thing in this episode because it is leading in a very ominous direction
I am so hungry for the reveals to come. my stomach is GROWLING
turns out I was also just normal hungry. BACK TO IT
I hear the wedding music now and instinctively laugh, waiting for mr cat's meow
shinji's mum was born the year star wars came out
asuka WHAT are you doing
hahaha what the fuck
can't crucify ALL of these leggies
I really hate it when giant sentient geometry decides to fuck with my day
YES REI HAS THE GIANT SNIPER RIFLE
uh, okay,
the orb is A THREE-DIMENSIONAL SHADOW of this fucking angel that's a maths void into another dimension? this is too good
oh cool the filters start to fail and everything starts smelling like blood? that seems totally fine and good inside a giant robot with fingernails
I remember the flash of this exact angle of rei right before 00 went buck wild so I have a BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS
nevermind I guess it's just time for some mindfulness
all I know about shinji is that he can't die until a bunch of people congratulate him
this ROCKS
HA so the evas ARE from angels somehow! god they're cool
imagine if spartan armour was actually sentient uhhh fucked-up forerunner clones??? I don't actually know what's going on with these evas yet I guess
oh hey now, this episode is "the Fourth to me qualified"????? I want to see this new robot!!
"the angels are becoming intelligent" are you telling me the floating diamond was actually thick as rock?
wow I really jumped the horse with getting excited about 04
wait I can't do maths. UNIT 03 IS STILL ON ITS WAY YEEHAW
this gives me a LOT of thoughts so here's a steam of consciousness: spine? brain? is this OUR rei does she just take trips down here sometimes or are there many reis with transferred consciousness, at least give her clothes, does that liquid taste like orange raro. is she ai
lmao moments later she gets out, that'll learn me
I NEED this mug
ok I'm pausing for a second because here's the thing: rei and shinji must have SOME kind of connection. he saw her at the very start, before he knew her. she knows him, somehow. their evas seem linked in a different way. I just can't make it click. unpause
kaji is such a creep!!!!!! bro, back off
uhhh, hang on, hang on, hang on
this was not at all what I expected
oh fuck unit 03 is SICK
whoof, seems bad to have an angel in an eva, huh
toji's gonna be fine, right. like, there's, it's gonna be fine, there's gotta be more
once again they are hoisted by their own petard by making a scary monster-looking robot
oh god shinji still doesn't know who's in there
what is happening to toji in there.... 
I'm not sure I 100% believe this is an angel and not just toji losing his fucking mind in a bezerk eva
oh this is so fucked up
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST WHAT THE FUCK
no no n no no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NO NO NO
this show has taken a turn I was not expecting so soon
oh fuck. oh god. he's alive. what the fuck, he is not going to be okay at all. this is potentially WORSE. WHAT THE FUCK
when I said I wanted shinji to have another boy pilot to hang out with at the hot springs I was NOT MEANING THIS
okay last episode for the night because I can't leave it on that and I'm still waiting for my sleeping pill to kick in. my emotional state is in, well, a state
I am absorbing all of this because I want to write extremely brutal tragic weird shit and this is PERFECT
my throat actually closed up when 01 closed its fist on the plug tube. I have not been that distraught at a fictional thing in ages and I am LIVING
frankly, I would be okay if shinji decided to go on a little rampage, as a treat
christ almighty that is a LOT of blood
is there some subconscious link between the pilots from some eva shit? I wonder
look, I'm just saying that so far, nothing has put me off wanting a spiritual bond with a giant robot
I love big freaky things that for no conceivable reason float through the air
it seems not great that rei trying to connect with 01 ends up with the screaming beserk sound
wow this is getting progressively more traumatic for these pilots
freeeeaaaaky
ooooooooooooo yessssssss
me annoying spud
THEY'RE BACK (the fingernails)
I have no words to describe my feelings right now so here's my cackle at this creature
yes okay it's fucked up that 01's chowing down on the angel BUT it's so cool seeing its breath misting around it
she's happy!
and on that sweet note, good night!
P.S. this thing certainly has an eva-esque silhouette hmmmmmmmmmm https://twitter.com/Wanderlustin/status/1321371723388760065?s=19
P.P.S. extremely vulnerable adolescents
thinking about Her
maybe shinji is a very small angel
why the fuck does an angel have an engine to eat in the first place
ftr, here are the rules of this thread:
absolutely NO mention of future things I'm not up to
all my questions are rhetorical unless stated otherwise
NO sly responses that insinuate how my feelings might change
all my theories are correct until proven wrong by the show
absolutely NO mention of future things I'm not up to all my questions are rhetorical unless stated otherwise NO sly responses that insinuate how my feelings might change all my theories are correct until proven wrong by the show
these are aimed at no particular people! I just want them stated clearly for everyone along for the ride. saf is always right until she's not
thank you ruqiyah for perfectly explaining it https://twitter.com/pettyantics/status/1321590257918205952?s=19
time for a little evangelion, as a treat
01's screams sound like the inside of my head at the day job
oh I LOVE a good "the first day"
where do you even get bandages that size
[laughing nervously] what the fuck
that eva just told a really bad joke
oh to lose my ego boundary delineation and drift in a quantum state
lol (oh fuck oh fuck oh FUCK)
new theory: rei and shinji split into two like that one fucking angel but he suppressed the traumatic memory
the building blocks of DNA: G, A, T, C, and REDACTED
what the fuck is up with anime titties having no nipples. smooth
I hate it when I turn into orange juice
that baby is having a rough time with the smooth breast
THE SOUND I JUST FUCKING MADE
I love to be schlorped into existence
practise safe sex, kids
oh no this is incredibly awkward, can we go back to the angel chomping
on that thoroughly uncomfortable note, time for this gal to go to sleep so she can wake up at 5am to make the big (not big) bucks
disappointed to not have met the lion yet
it is Time
s2 engine.... sin2
wait is seele a fuckin ai??
a reminder as I rapidly approach the end https://twitter.com/Wanderlustin/status/1321586446935838722?s=19
theory I forgot to say earlier: rei is shinji's mum
I would like to attain absolute existence, thanks
wait did gendo take his wife's name
"a thoroughly unpleasant man" is an understatement
I swear to god lmao
oh seele is just a bunch of fuckwits
wait someone ELSE built this shit? what the f
haha weird spine
OH oh my GOD I really should've fucking figured out the eva thing after watching dark 
I'M SO MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO MAD
oh my god is this why they needed to do the ego delineation thing before. oh my god
OH MY GOD IT WAS HER DNA WASN'T IT
they just said destrudo I HAVE A BAD FEELING. I don't know what it means but it was used in a bad place last time
"just as I had hoped" UM EXCUSE ME
haha oh my god. what the fuck gendo my dude
this is some "sins of the parent" bullshit
[chokes] WHAT
![[chokes] WHAT](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Elim9ZuUcAEC92U.jpg "[chokes] WHAT")
is this fucking chekhov's gun
fucking hell shinji go hug your foster mum
uh a whole lot of mothers dying in these eps, huh
asuka please understand that you're a CHILD
oh, I get it! having your blood cycle does extremely suck
someone get these kids a therapist
I am more than a little worried that asuka isn't making it out of this in one piece
this seems Bad
holy shit, that spear is awesome
long legs
MUST YOU BE HORNY ON MAIN RIGHT NOW
wow this big worm is fucked up
back to the inflation I see
god damn
oh that title card is INTERESTING indeed
oh my god was I right
ok I need a snack I am too hungry to be emotional
hmmmmmm rei is looking pretty similar to how we first saw her
did she turn up to this meeting naked
haha, neat
I WAS RIGHT
holy shit, I saw a nip
well my joke theory about the evas wasn't ENTIRELY wrong but I didn't expect THIS
how does gendo keep pulling so many ladies, dude sucks
I thought there were 24 episodes but there are 26 so I'm not as done as I thought I was!! exciting!!
holy shit
I was like "nah I don't need trigger warnings for this, what are the odds there'll be mums that kill themselves" like a FOOL. this is an ANIME
(I'm fine, it's very funny to me)
hey uh is nerv some biblical reference I'm missing
ah, the enigmatic anime boy is here
shinji sure is blushing a lot
hey dude what the fuck is up with your hand
is that a FETUS????
who could have seen this coming
please stop telling me there are biblical references in this show I just wanted to know if the name "nerv" was from the bible
how could I have missed this https://twitter.com/acccent/status/1322020231812927488?s=19
kaworu, can you please talk in a less obtuse way
this boy is a pain in the ass anime boy and I am NOT fond of him
btw you can't blame this on netflix, you can blame this on me really not liking his archetype, so don't even try lol
it is VERY jarring that behind the dramatic music I can hear an ice cream truck's music playing in the distance
wait, that's not the original guy?
PULL OFF HIS HEAD
HAHA HOLY SHIT
shinji you knew him for like one day
EPISODE TWENTY-FIVE BABY
wait you can just MAKE the final angel? I don't get it
what the.... fuck.... is happening.....
I know I said I'd stop with the halo but I'm getting big Composed vibes, you know
stop!!! talking about sex!!!!! oh no don't show the child the sex
ah THERE'S the freud
this show is acting like adults don't get down and dirty with each other
lol
shinji, my guy, I hate to tell you that it's not unique to hate yourself
this is a wild ride
when I get anxious I also become traditional media
another one?!!
OOOHHHOHHHH MY GOD
oh my god, this is it
HAHA, WHAT
W H A T
I was prepared for Something but it was not that
lol
inject that orange juice straight into my veins
wow, nips in the first five minutes
shinji what THE FUCK MY GUY WHAT THE FUCK
what
I guess we're back at episode 25
this is fucking brutal so far
please don't stay up to watch me watch this! I tend to take breaks from movies to go to life things when I'm watching on my own so I prob won't finish it until later tonight
