v3 shitting headcanons; a thread (note: this is a joke)
Maki: sits normally on the toilet, takes a normal amount of time
Shuichi: sits normally on the toilet, takes a few seconds longer than normal
Kokichi: stands on the toilet seat brim thing, takes 2 hours on purpose
Kiibo: squats, literally just squats and leaves immediately he can't shit
Kaede: sits normally, takes a bit less than normal
Himiko: sits normally, takes a whole ass 30 minutes for no reason without knowing
Kaito: sits differently every time, never normal, takes way too long or way too less
Miu: sits normally, takes a long amount of time for unknown reasons
Gonta: sits normally, takes a long time
Tenko: stands on the brim, takes like a few seconds somehow
Tsumugi: sits normally, is quick as shit (hehe)
Angie: sits normally, takes a normal amount of time
Korekiyo: sits normally, takes a long time
Ryoma: Sits normally, always quick
Kirumi: sits normally, really fast
end of thread
(Please this whole thing is a joke im just bored)
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