I probably won't be able to fall asleep soon so I'm going to do a wildcard move and rate each Dark Souls (1,2 and 3) boss on their own merits.
Asylum Demon 6/10
Simple yet shocking enough to be a very good first boss for first time players. Capable of bamboozling you in very fun ways, which gets accented by his music. Mostly fun only on your first time though.
Taurus Demon 5/10
The kind of boss that is there for you to ask yourself a few things and consider that this game is not going to let you get accustomed only one way of playing it. Good but the boss itself is kinda ehh.
Bell Gargoyles 7/10
Another boss to teach you that this game won't let you sit in one comfort zone. Can be really easy or really hard depending on how you've built. Probably the first real obstacle the game puts in front of you. They;d be more fun if they weren't as frustrating.
Capra Demon 5/10
Fun to think about in theory but it's *not fun* to die against him considering how much you have to walk to him. Basically everything that is happening in the bossroom, the bossroom itself included, is a boss and I feel like it's a continuation of game's tests.
You know, I can't be bothered and I don't wanna spam your timeline. I think it's okay if I rate just the earlygame bosses from DS1. Which is like, technically done, lmao.
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