like and i’ll tell you what sausage you are

@Citadelen , Linda McCartney veggie sausage, an absolute delight and gets better the more you have them

@JackPringleGuy Chorizo sausage, you add spice to the TL

@blownrose_ a new yorker sausage, a timeless classic that will always stand out

@B0OB1E5 you just have flavour; like a honey roasted cocktail sausage- you can’t get enough

@sycamoreb0y my personal favourite, you’re just so fucking fun man there’s no way you’re not a frankfurter

@astronomy4one A cumberland sausage; it’s my favourite ever, a classic, can never go wrong with it so for you.

@brondbyste the chaotic energy from you recently is real, bit of flavour to yourself so you’re a cheeky colombian chorizo

@talk1nghe4ds something about you screams Bratwurst, i don’t know why but this is you and i defend this point heavily

@crystalleyessx you stand out amongst everyone, there is so much to you and because of that (and due to many flavours of this sausage) you are a chipolata

@tialeigh_meek you honestly slap so hard how can you not be salami