— rating the 74th annual hunger games tribute parade outfits : districts 1 - 12.
disclaimer the costume designers all did a good job. i’m just joking around so don’t take it serious please 😭
district one: luxury

i like the flamboyant pink, looks cool. but i would’ve definitely loved to see some actual luxury items on these icons. for example, maybe emerald or ruby? they would’ve ate that shit UP.

final rating: 9/10
district two: masonry

THIS. this is a good one. i like the warrior look, it fits their role in the games perfectly. also this definitely symbolizes ancient rome, and with the district two names originating from rome.. this is legendary.

final rating: 10/10
district 3: technology

now who designed these hats.. y’all really put tinfoil and paper plates on these babies’ heads and called it a day? the outfits aren’t too bad though, i like them 😁

final rating: 4/10
district four: fishing

y’all really went above and beyond for the crowns but just pulled out a blue tinted garbage bag and some old shoelaces for the outfit? they deserve better than this 💔

final rating: 3/10
district five: power

now, the sequins look cool and i like the silver look. but these hats.. why are y’all trying to make them look like a satellite dish??? i know they crying after this picture

final rating: 6/10
district six: transportation

what do these moons have anything to do with transportation? does six have rockets or something?? and why do these two’s outfits not match at all?? fire these stylists immediately.

final rating: 3/10
district seven: lumber

these look nice, the ruffles are good but.. these definitely fit with textiles better. are the crowns supposed to resemble leaves?? there’s a lot of confusion here.

final rating: 7/10
district eight: textiles

these kids are scared for their lives. why y’all dressing them up like a clown at a kids birthday party?? what did they do to deserve this.

final rating: 5/10
district nine: grain

this isn’t too bad. the outfits are cool looking.. where are the hats. hello?? we need to finish the look off?? look i know they’re from an outlying district but don’t give up on them like that.

final rating: 6/10
district ten: livestock

GOOD. THIS IS GOOD. whether y’all like it or not they actually represented their district and they look great doing it! and the fact that they had horses in the parade, chefs kiss.

final rating: 10/10
district eleven: farming

so cute. the crowns are really clever. the overalls and shirts compliment eachother so well, they really won with this.

final rating: 10/10
district twelve: mining

i do not fuck with katniss’s hair in this AT ALL. she looks cute but this hair.. whew. from first glance it’s pretty plain but obviously they proved us wrong, cinna supremacy yup.

final rating: 10/10
end of thread. again these are all jokes and i mean no harm to the actual costume designers !! don’t beat me up please
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