On a lighter note, one of the things life teaches you as a 30+ man is not to bite more than you can chew. If a babe tells you she has a high sex drive don't remotely assume you can match her. She will ruin your waist effortlessly.

I remember this bombshell of a daughter of eve that I went to set P with. I vividly recall running from the the room naked with her saying "shey oun sa fun mi ni?"

Or was it the one that was riding me and I was trying to throw her off me. Madam pinned me down and didn't let go till she was done

Awusubilihi

Let me even DM her and swear for her one more time.

This is exclusive to 20+ women. If a 30+ woman tells you she's been celibate for years and you decide to bring her out of retirement, anything your eyes see you should collect.

Those ones will grind you multiple times over a 4 hour period before they are satisfied.

You'll just be lying down, drenched in your sweat, staring at you dilapidated scrotum and ruminating over your life choices

PTSD will have you , a 30+ man running away from babes you lust over. You start giving flimsy excuses

"Hey can I come over this weekend?"

"No ma'am, my ancestors are going to be around"

"how about Sunday?"

" Ermmm Why don't we go out to a nice lounge and just eat, drink and gist?"

(Aunty won't realise your waist don't work anymore)

Another one is when you plan a Dick appointment, and the babe comes along with food and wine. Common sense should tell you to say your final prayers. She's not here to play.

Usually she won't have any underwear on. You'll be fooling yourself thinking you can employ delay tactics like watching Netflix. Less that 10 minutes into the movie, your phallus is in her mouth.

"Continue your movie sir" she says, "that is your personal problem"

I think I've drank too much wine

I really have lived a long life fam