Zodiac Signs as Shoes



Sagittarius (too care free for dramatic footwear, comfy shoes for adventures and sometimes cultural shoes depending on who they’re appropriating at that time)
Capricorn (comfy shoes that they find fashionable, but know how to be serious to give off this well polished and mature look)
Virgos (I don’t understand why they put together the outfits they choose? Also virgos tend to love to cook so I got those BBQ sandals there)
Leo (love a good statement, they think they can dress but can’t, often very tacky but I can say they still always manage to make things no one else would want look good)
Taurus (comfort is very important to them, also they’re not very flashy but don’t mind spending. Their idea of going all out is wearing kitten heels. They’ll never be seen with dirty white forces.)
Scorpio (dark, grunge. Also I don’t understand their dress sense either. I don’t know who’s worse between Capricorn, Virgo and them)
Cancers (shoes that allow them to look stylish while being comfortable so they can tend to their 8 kids)
The explanation for Aries is that they’re just so high energy their shoes won’t remain in good condition for too long. THeyre also likely to wear things that will match their hard/tough exterior.