every zombie movie made after 2020 better work in folks who survive for 8 months by adapting themselves to the new reality but then are just like, “you know what? not being bitten is just such a fukn hassle.”

getting torn apart by zombies because instead of barricading the house everyone’s arguing about whether or not the zombie virus was released by the chinese communist party.

“in any case even if it was the CCP, it’s not the CHINESE that are bad it’s their GOVERNMENT,” i calmly explain to a fellow survivor as our intestines are unspooled by some zombies who got bitten 5 weeks earlier at a reopen rally.