Why Henry 2.0 is the best boi in the whole damn game; a thread

A L W A Y S there for you, no matter what. You need somewhere to rant? Someone to listen to all of your problems without judging? He& #39;s your man

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N O O N E is getting a word out of that boi, n o one. He& #39;s your sworn comrade and partner in crime, he ain& #39;t no snitch.

No family therapy needed with this guy
No superiority and inferiority complex, no greediness, not him stealing your food, nothing. He& #39;s just there. Existing.

A G E N T L E M A N
He has the patience of a s a i n t. Never interrupting you and always waiting for you to finish before talking. Did you ever have that with the demon bros? That& #39;s what I thought

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THIS BOI AIN& #39;T NO CHEATER
HE& #39;S DEVOTED AND FAITHFUL
HE WILL TREAT YOU RIGHT AND BE THE MAN YOU DESERVE

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