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Um actually, Palpatine never really died (sorry Anakin, you’re not the Chosen One
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Um actually, Snoke has a backstory—it’s DUMB AF—but it’s there, your welcome Reddit
Um actually Rey does have the world’s most over-the-top training montage
of movies:Um actually, Palpatine never really died (sorry Anakin, you’re not the Chosen One
)Um actually, Snoke has a backstory—it’s DUMB AF—but it’s there, your welcome Reddit
Um actually Rey does have the world’s most over-the-top training montage
Um actually Rey does need to earn the PadawanSlayer 5000, err I mean Luke’s saber (even though it chose her in my other movie)
Um actually Rose and Finn aren’t a thing, and while we’re at it, Rose will barely be here
Um actually Poe is a super straight former drug dealer
Um actually Rose and Finn aren’t a thing, and while we’re at it, Rose will barely be here
Um actually Poe is a super straight former drug dealer
Um actually the force will choose which kidnapped child soldiers get to be saved and that f*cking awesome Stormtrooper rebellion that Finn’s arc has been building to? That will go no where and this movie will continue to gleefully blow up those kidnapped and brainwashed children
Um actually, Rey your parents were paLPatiNes, that’s why you’re powerful! Because you have His power 
Um actually, Kylo doesn’t want to let the Sith die & he’ll have zero reaction to finding out Palps is the guy that’s tormented him his whole life
Um actually, Kylo doesn’t want to let the Sith die & he’ll have zero reaction to finding out Palps is the guy that’s tormented him his whole life
Um actually Rey’s parents were brave and strong for selling her to an abusive junk trader as a child
Um actually, Leia was a Jedi this whole time—that’s why she, a Skywalker, could use the force an infinitesimal amount in TLJ to save her own life
Um actually, Leia was a Jedi this whole time—that’s why she, a Skywalker, could use the force an infinitesimal amount in TLJ to save her own life
Um actually, Luke could have flown that x-wing off Ach-to
Um actually, Rey’s darkness is purely bc of those icky Palpatine genes
Um actually, the Jedi are and have always been perfect (sorry prequels)
Um actually, Rey’s darkness is purely bc of those icky Palpatine genes
Um actually, the Jedi are and have always been perfect (sorry prequels)
Um actually Luke probably shouldn’t have thrown down his saber in ROTJ, he really just needed to use 2 sabers
Um actually, even though we said they were good strong people, Rey’s going to reject her good, strong parents for branding reasons
Um actually, even though we said they were good strong people, Rey’s going to reject her good, strong parents for branding reasons
Um actually Rey is the biggest Luke fangirl & the greatest honor of her life is going on a pilgrimage to his childhood home & taking his name.
Um actually this franchise *does* belong to the alt-right men of YouTube that monetized their hate of the best film of this trilogy
Um actually this franchise *does* belong to the alt-right men of YouTube that monetized their hate of the best film of this trilogy
