I remember in 2014 everyone was talking about "going for the ugly girl" and that roughly translates to: "go for the one with the lowest self-esteem, you'll be surprised by how much you can get away with!". I always found this to be redundant and simply lame advice.

As you all know, it is common knowledge that all Eastern men (except Arabs) have a built-in radar in their brain that tracks vulnerability in young women. So why should this storytime youtuber tell me how to do what my people have been doing for centuries??? Dumb whiteboy

hence why I am dedicating this thread on how to get the best woman that will raise your children.
step 1: preventive beatings
pro-tip: be sure to douse healing potions on her between beatings so you dont kill her and leave traces to be used against you in the court of law

this is imperative if you live in the west, unneeded if you live in pakistan (!!!)

step 2: repeat step 1