Oh, bad idea from your DM. Those modules were specifically designed to be meat grinders. Nobody got out of those alive. https://twitter.com/Abstruse/status/1320368913650225153">https://twitter.com/Abstruse/...
They got away with it, because they were meant to be played at a tournament, ie. a nerd convention. You were playing with five or six strangers you& #39;d never see again, so who cares.
I mean, White Plume Mountain was basically just a dark murder version of Takeshi& #39;s Castle, with players exploding in time to Souza music. It& #39;s literally where "rocks fall, you die" comes from.
I think it& #39;s right at the entrance, too. First PC to walk through that doorway, the module just says something like "a slab of granite the size of Vermont falls on them. Don& #39;t even bother fucking rolling for damage."
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