Story time: I remember when COVID started this girl asked me to come over and help her put up her TV. So Im thinking that she wants me to wall Mount it. I’ve never done that so I spend almost 2hrs watching YT videos on how to do it and I even borrow some tools before I head over—

I get over there and she’s dressed in a silk set, not crazy provocative but it is like 3pm in the afternoon but I be oblivious. So I’m like cool where’s the TV and she says over there. I’m like bet where’s the wall Mount. She like “I dont have that I just need you to open it—

And put it on my TV stand for me and set the wifi.” I stare at her thinking how I drove 35 mins to open a box (no pun intended). Then I’m just like I thought it was a Mount, I spent hours learning how to do it and she’s like “awww I’m sorry I’ll cook for you while you work”—

So I’m like “you making pizza rolls in a microwave cuz it’s only gonna take 3 minutes”

She laughs.

I don’t.

Then she just starts cooking as I pull put the TV. She comes over and gives me glass of wine. I think nothing of it. —

Eventually the TV set up but the wifi isnt connecting so I’m looking at the wires in the router and she comes like “let me see” leans over and just places her titties on my shoulder. My ass gonna move to side and say “my fault” then she makes a face like I insulted her.—

I fix the wifi n clean up then I ask her how long for the food cuz Im bout to dip. She then says “oo can you sign me into my streaming app.” Im like which one and she proceeds to have me login into 7 different streaming services and not all of em had that useful code login thing-

I’m lowkey annoyed at this point so I’m atleast tryna get the food and eat. She gonna bring me a plate and my dumbass forgot she was vegan. The whole plate is filled with vegan options. No shade but I just don’t like vegan food . Now I’m sad and want to go home.—

I tell her I’m bout to leave and she on her couch like “you tryna watch a movie before you go” and I’m like “no, I’m hungry.” Then she like “just order something” I say “no I’m sleepy too”
Girl gon say “you can sleep here”

Now I’m angry that she has a solution for everything—

So I just say I gotta go, enjoy the TV. As I’m driving home she gon text me

“Are you dense or are you just slow?”

Now my feelings were hurt.

End.