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A day in the life of a member of Ambulance staff, inspired by the office - A THREAD.
Sat in the mess room, socially distanced of course 
waiting for your shift to start...
waiting for your shift to start...
The panic that sets in, when someone with more than 2 pips walks into the room.
When your regular crew mate FINALLY turns up, about 0.21 seconds before youâre due to start shift.
Booking on, saying hello to control, contemplating the day ahead....
Your students face as you tell them that theyâre âin chargeâ for the day.
The STARK realisation on the way to the first job that youâve forgotten your coffee in the kitchen back at station.
The face of your colleague when taking the history of your first patient and theyâve got more meds than the local pharmacy.
As you get the patient ready to be conveyed to ED, they exclaim that thereâs a woman driving the âbig heavy ambulanceâ 
The triage nurse pretending to be interested in your handover because theyâve got 836382203773 other things they need to be doing and the last thing they need is a inappropriate ED referral.
After youâve handed the patient over - not had time to make the stretcher or relieve your bladder which is the size of a hamsters youâre walked to the screen to pin out.
When anyone makes any kind of comment that could be considered remotely sexual.
When you go to pick up meal and you check your bank account because thatâs where ALL your money goes.
When you get sent to a job where youâre required to get âparamedic-cyâ and use equipment.
When you get dispatched to a location on the other side of the city and it starts to dawn on you this may not be the on time finish you were hoping for.
When you get to the job on the other side of the city, and youâve been there 40 minutes and still donât have a SCOOBY DOO what the hell is going on.
The moment of contemplation when it hits you that years of working on an ambulance has changed you.
Clearing on the last job of the shift, the e-number fueled second wind comes and youâre making your way back to station.
As you hand over the keys to the other crew and leave for, the grab bag of skittles still flowing through your veins.
As you get home, starting to wind down - realising you have another 4 shifts in your block, and itâs gonna be all fun and games tomorrow.
AND JUST BECAUSE, I AM BEYONCĂ, ALWAYS.
