fuck it, the signs as Container Store products

ARIES: black sterilite totes. cheap, easy to understand, not see through, can throw shit in them quickly, will incite anger when they break in 3 years due to neglect and incorrect use https://www.containerstore.com/s/storage/garage-storage-totes/sterilite-black-tote-boxes/12d?productId=10034667

TAURUS: eco friendly bento so you can take the same exact lunch you've perfected to work every day https://www.containerstore.com/s/kitchen/food-storage/Snacks-and-On-The-Go/ecolunchbox-stainless-steel-rectangular-3_in_1-bento-box/12qd?productId=10031021

GEMINI: 3 tier rolling cart. comes with accessories you can mix and match, magnets stick to it, mobile so you can change your mind about where/what you need to use it for as much as you want https://www.containerstore.com/s/home-office-storage-cart-starter-kit/d?q=3+tier+rolling+cart&productId=11013262

CANCER: natural herringbone storage box. slightly padded, fabric lined and safe for delicate things, silver hardware, stronger than they look https://www.containerstore.com/s/storage/decorative-bins-baskets/natural-herringbone-storage-boxes-with-wooden-handles/12d?productId=11011248

LEO: acrylic hinged lid box, so that cool thing you have can stay safe but also everyone can definitely still see it https://www.containerstore.com/s/acrylic-square-hinged_lid-box/d?q=display&productId=10031027

VIRGO: small compartment boxes, for all the tiny things you keep just in case you can use them. small enough to put in your other, bigger boxes https://www.containerstore.com/s/craft-hobby/small-compartment-boxes/1d?productId=10029793

VIRGO ALTERNATIVE: anything from the modular smart store collection https://www.containerstore.com/s/x_large-smartstore-tote-and-inserts/d?q=smartstore&productId=10030815

LIBRA: stackers jewelry storage. it's furniture for your jewelry. protects fine finishes, preserves quality, and makes picking accessories feel like shopping https://www.containerstore.com/s/jewelry-storage/stackers-premium-jewelry-boxes-storage/white-classic-stackers-premium-stackable-jewelry-box/12d?productId=10035823

SCORPIO: 103 qt black weathertight tote with handles and wheels. no one will know what you keep in here. not even air can escape. sturdier than the stupid sterlite one aries got, has handle and wheels for quick relocation. https://www.containerstore.com/s/storage/garage-storage-totes/103-qt.-black-weathertight-tote-with-wheels/12d?productId=11010234

SAGITTARIUS: stash it backpack from the clearance section 40% off because one zipper pull fell off. durable and light fabric, can cram it into a tiny ball, bright and noticeable, you didn't even know TCS had backpacks you were just on your way out of town https://www.containerstore.com/s/love-blanket-stash-it-backpack/d?q=backpack&productId=11002921

CAPRICORN: black intermetro start unit. epoxy coated steel, each shelf holds up to 300lbs, someone has to hold up all these goddamn totes everyone is buying https://www.containerstore.com/s/shelving/intermetro/intermetro-6_shelf-48"-solution/12d?productId=10023478

AQUARIUS: bluelounge cable box. a place to cram the disaster of cords under your desk so you can perpetuate the streamlined chill aesthetic without having to do any actual cable management https://www.containerstore.com/s/office/cable-management/bluelounge-cablebox/12d?productId=10028020

PISCES: colorblock nested boxes. why do you even need these? you'll probably think of a way to make these into a thoughtful and creative gift contianer for virgo who will repurpose them, which is the true gift. you get it. https://www.containerstore.com/s/gift-packaging/gift-boxes/colorblock-nested-boxes/12d?productId=10033305