my thoughts on the zodiacs.. no hate these are my opinions based on my experiences with the signs.

taurus

- can you guys not be manipulative for once pls
- “fake charisma”
- fcking psycho
- fake crying to get what they want
- literally what the FCK is wrong with you
- they have no feelings, n don’t actually care about who they hurt as long as they’re happy

gemini

- I LOVE YOUUUU
- every second is an adventure
- yall are sooooo wild n fun ong
- spontaneous, you could ask them to fly to another country w u the same day n they’d be down for it
- either RLLY HOT or RLLY UGLY lolol
- flirty
- definitely one of my fave signs

cancer

- so so so cute omg
- literal crybabies
- so caring though omg
- very sensitive
- takes criticism hard
- easily feels let down or hurt
- i think they’re very strong though, they just show their emotions easily
- i love you guys

pisces

- a love hate relationship tbh
- you’re either manipulative asf or caring asf no in between
- also crybabies (not as obvious as cancers though)
- hardworking FRR
- SMART, y’all are intelligent. literally einstein who ?!
- usually has very prominent pretty eyes

leo

- HOT HOT HOT
- self centered
- has a cold exterior, but they’re actually very warm on the inside
- doesn’t open up very easily
- uses people to help themselves get farther
- trust issues.. literally
- if they don’t like you, they make it known
- sexy asf ILY

virgo

- hard working
- perfectionist
- “give me criticism so i can do better”
- THEY GIVE AMAZING ADVICE
- super understanding
- they hate lazy people
- “what’s stopping you from chasing your dreams?”
- work hard play hard
- I LOVE YALL FRRRR

aries

- MANIPULATIVE
- acts like they care but they don’t
- they take take take and never give back
- $$$$ that’s all they rlly want
- they’re kinda addicting
- rlly high highs and rlly low lows
- i don’t like you
- cold fr, + ruthless
- mean

aquarius

- HILARIOUS
- ILY SOOOO MUCH
- super giving n caring
- they have the craziest experiences it sounds all made up tbh
- goofy
- SO SO FUNNY
- never a dull moment with them
- life’s a joke, they make everything positive
- glass half full
- PRETTY
- kinda dumb sometimes

sagittarius

- SHY SHY SHY
- quiet at first, but loud when comfortable
- overthinks A LOT
- sarcasm is ur 2nd language
- dry humor BUT I LOVE IT
- opinionated
- kinda a push over tho
- too optimistic
- easily hurt + yall forgive way too easily
- energetic
- ARGUMENTATIVE

capricorn

- AMAZING
- born to be rich or famous or both
- SARCASTIC ASF
- fashion.. yes amazing fashion, ive never seen a capricorn dress bad
- SOOO HOT omg
- hard workers
- don’t open up very easily
- flirty
- keeps to themselves
- VERY UNFORGIVING
- outgoing

libra

- SO FLIRTATIOUS
- yall are very pretty it’s insane
- holds too many grudges
- VERY SOCIAL
- outgoing
- ive never met a libra that isn’t very outspoken about their ideas and opinions
- hates people looking down on them
- they hold themselves to a high standard

scorpio

- can yall please stop jumping into relationships so quick
- LOYAL very very loyal
- yall act like you don’t care, but you do
- OVERTHINKERS
- yall get sooo jealous omg
- the truth is everything for yall
- UR INTENSE tho
- you guys do everything with ur hearts

LOLLLL lemme know how close it was to ur sign