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another random 03 ramble thread as I slowly make my way through season 1
WHY ARE THEY ALL CALMLY WALKING OUT OF THE LAB, 3 MUTANT MONSTERS LITERALLY JUST BARGED IN CHASING THEM
HE REALLY JUST SAID SUCKS TO BE YALL IG
He’s not odd, he’s 
eccentric
eccentric
This run cycle is more terrifying than the monsters, like seriously if i saw THIS coming at me at 3 AM I’d just have a heart attack on the spot
LET HIM SPEAK
Okay but he’s really starting to grow on me.... like.... damn why this bug mutant gotta be so sexy
Hello daddy 
LICK ME
Okay away from sexy beetle for a second, LOOK AT HIS GOOGY LITTLE SMILE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
FUCKK NOO SEXY BEETLE WTF NOOOOO IM TOO SCARED TO UNPAUSE WTFFFF SEXY BEETLE
NOOO FUCKKK ASHSKABSA SBSUSBS AA A A A A SNFHSBS A A A SNOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHSKSBSKS A SNEDIHSNS AA A SOO NOOOOO SOSHAKSBSBW SA. DENDISHDHAISNWKDNSJXHSBWNDBW DNSJSIAHDWHEBNWJWOSHXNS WNHSIDHSKDISJSBSKXBSJZBWHDWUBSBE ENDIDIAKSBWHSHWBS FNCH I NSNSBZKSNSKAZIAOZNSKNDNDISBDJSK FUCK
OH MY FUCKING GOD THEYRE ALIVE SEXY BEETLE THANK FUCKING GOD
I WISH I WERE MIKEY
Raph gets SO fucking distraught anytime he thinks one of his brothers are in danger. Its so wholesome but so sad like Raphie who hurt you 
Get your hands off my domme
COUNTRYYY BOYYYYY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUYY b l eh
MR STARK I DONT FEEL SO GOOD
SEXY BEETLE IS A SEXY LADY?!?!??
HOLY SHIT
HOT MAMA
SHES TALL TOO
PLEASSEEEE TELL ME SHE COMES BACK, I JUST.... IVE ONLY HAD QUARRY FOR 3 EPISODES BUT IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO HER I’D K WORD EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN MYSELF
Sexy beetle will forever live in my heart 
Okay these crystals all of a sudden being important just reminded me of my 2012 power crystal au
LOOK AT HIS LITTLE DOODLEEEE AGSKSBSKSBSS HES DOING AMAZING, LOOK AT YOUUUU SWEETIEEEE 
He made a new friend
KIRBY FUCKING DIES WTF
03 DONNIE CANT HAVE SHIT
ITS ONLY SEASON ONE AND HE NEEDS THERAPY
Ah... its gonna be one of THOSE episodes
No offense to 03 Leo, I really like him so far, but his focus episodes are always really boring or hard to watch
WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM AHAHAHAHAHAAAA
Its only been like 2 minutes and Splinter is FED UP with Leo’s bullshit 
PLEASE PROTECT HIM
WHY IS HE ALWAYS ON THE TOP OF THE COUCH?!????? THERES A SPOT RIGHT THERE FOR HIM TO SIT????? BUT HE?????
This is not even related to the episode im on cause Leo is just running around fighting and its boring but NB mikey headcannon rights everyone else shut up
IM SORRY I LAUGHED SO HARD I CANT-
This bitch needs to suck it up and call for some back up jfc thiS IS SO HARD TO WATCHHHH
Donnie: yeah haha Leo’s just training during a hurricane for multiple hours, he’s fine
Leo:
Leo:
MIKEY JUST WALKS IN DEMANDING EVERYONE’s ATTENTION AND THEN JUST STANDS THERE.... GOD I LOVE HIM
This really do just be 21 minutes of Leo running around the city barely holding his own against a hoard of foot ninja that are tracking him down
BABSHAHSJABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA IM SORRYYY I CANT- I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS BUT IM LITERALLY DYING- ITS THE FUCKING WINDOW AGAIN SHSKSBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
MISS KESHA..... MISS KESHA.... OMFG SHE FUCKING DEAD
THEYRE JUST FUCKINT DRAGGING HIMMMM LMAOOO IM SORRY I CANT
I swear everyone is gonna hate me now that im making fun of Leo’s big dramatic episode buT I JUST... THEY ARE SO FUNNY I CANT
HE JUST...... PICKS THEM UP SISNSHSKBAS
THIS BITCH EMPTY
YEET
YEET
IM FUCKINT CRYINGGGG HELPPPPPP WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY AHAHAJAHSJ
CASEY THE HIMBO ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU GOT HERE
IMAGINE BEING A POLICE OFFICER.... AND YOU GET A REPORT ABOUT A BREAK IN AT AN ANTIQUE STORE... AND YOU PULL UP TO SEE THIS
Woah there’s a farmhouse arc in this series too? I had no idea that this was such a common theme in tmnt. Was the IDW one first or was it 2003?
ALSO COLD BLOODED TURTLES HEADCANNON GO BRRRRRRRR
I cant tell if Casey is freakishly tall or if Mikey is freakishly short
Yall if i am EVER in a fucking coma dont you DARE start telling everyone embarrassing stories about how i had a fear of heights jfc just LET ME SLOWLY DIE IN PEACE
Leo moping around because he lost his swords is so in-character, i love it
Sir what the FUCK are you DOINGGGG
I KNOW YOU ARE NOT USING FUCKING WATER TO WASH THE SNOW OFF YOUR SHOES SIR. I FUCKING KNOW YOU ARE NOT DRENCHING YOUR SHOES TO GET THE SNOW OFF. YOU AND YOUR SOGGY ASS FEET CAN SLEEP IN THE BARN FOR BEING SO FUCKING DUMB
I KNOW YOU ARE NOT USING FUCKING WATER TO WASH THE SNOW OFF YOUR SHOES SIR. I FUCKING KNOW YOU ARE NOT DRENCHING YOUR SHOES TO GET THE SNOW OFF. YOU AND YOUR SOGGY ASS FEET CAN SLEEP IN THE BARN FOR BEING SO FUCKING DUMB
JUST TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF OH MY GOD
Coran coran the gorgeous man?
This is highly illegal wtf is happening
NO MY CHILDREN
IM GETTING ANGST FIC IDEAS HERE
She said sit your ass down before I lock you in the barn with leo
I don’t understand this plan, you’re just gonna make her even MORE determined to catch you... if you had just dressed up Casey and then let her catch him only to reveal it was just a man in a costume, THEN maybe she would leave you alone
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT
WHAT I S THAT OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT
ABAHAAGHSSBNA A A A A A SEJHSWJBSKWNEKS WHAT THE FUCKKK IS THATAAAA A A A A A A NO NO NOOO O O. O. NOO A A A A A
THE MONSTER HUNTER CAN FUCKING TAKE IT FOR ALL I CARE WHAT THE FU CK
Also quick side note while i try to calm down from the heart attack that the grinch sloth on steroids gave me, im pretty sure mikey is supposed to be more of a sea green color... but rn hes like a dark forest green, does that ever change? I really love his sea geen design :(
Casey rlly sat in the back of a tank in a grass suit all night we stan
THERES FUCKING MORE OF THEM?!?!?!
Raphie spent his whole day helping Leo build back his self confidence and if that isn’t the SWEETEST THING EVER 
HES SO PROUD OF HIS NEW SWORDS LOOK AT HIM UR DOING AMAZING SWEETIE
UR DOING AMAZING SWEETIE
THEY ALL HYPING HIM UP THIS IS SO WHOLESOME WTF
Okay that was cute but i hope we never see those green furry sloths ever again
The animators always give him the weirdest expressions
Rip Leo for like the second time this season
DONNIE JUST FRANTICALLY PRESSING THE ELEVATOR BUTTON IS SENDING ME
heS TRYING SO HARD
He got it open, good job dee
HES SO CONCERNED FOR HIS SON’S LACK OF SELF PRESERVATION
OHHH SHORT TAIL MASK SHORT TAIL MASK SHORT TAIL MASK SHORT TAIL MASK
DONT BE FUCKING RUDE TO HIM LEO WTF
SERIOUSLY WTF IS THIS?! Raph is the one who tripped the booby traps by ignoring Splinter’s command and they all take it out on Mikey????? StOP iTtttt they are SO quick to point out Mikey’s mistakes but always brush off everyone else’s. ThIS IS NOT GUCCI
Im so confused, why is this a room in Shredder’s tower??? And wtf are those things.???
Mmm barbecue rat hands
OH SHIT WAIT IS HE ACTUALLY DEAD
Okay im back, no he’s not dead, just.... literally steaming
REALLY I DONT THINK THIS IS NORMAL, SOMEBODY GET HIM SOME MOISTURIZER
Already having traumatic flashbacks I see... isn’t there like... 7 seasons of this wtf are you gonna do? Traumatize him MORE
WHAT THE FUCK
aaaaAAA NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN
IM TOO FUCKING SCARED TO UNPAUSE AM I GONNA BE TRAUMATIZED BY THIS
OH MY FUCKINT GOD I AM ANSHSJSSNAND SHXHSBSSBBDSJXGAUSB WXHWBDJSJD E SKAISBA S W FRKDOWHA W DJSIXHWIS E FKDUABSBW F SNDSBSUWBD WKSHSISBABS WVATSJNSOSDBS SBAHSBAKSNA DJSBSJABSNS DJSS SNDJSJSBWKDBEND SHDIWNDNS FEHDISIWBEHSBWBSBSNDNSKCISHWBEBWNDKWIDUSBSKWBDISDBWJBDWKWJDHJWJWWJDHJEKW
Theres a giant robot now but my brain is stuck on the naked barbecue rat... I will never recover...
Seriously... THAT was all it took to defeat hun..... HIT HIM ONTO A WOODEN POLE.... SERIOUSLY
They really just standing there watching the shredder get the shit beat out of him like
IM HOWLING
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE
Okay but this mf really gave his whole ass body an upgrade but wont even bother to get lasic eye surgery.... like dude your missing an eye just switch to contacts at this point
You know i cant even bring myself to feel sadness at this point. Like after seeing naked rat man... you just.... cant go back to normal
Old man u had a heart attack or snth?????
Seriously how does that glove fit on his hands.....
Okay this is something I genuinely hate about tmnt. Whenever it comes to the big important battles they really just say fuck everybody else, this is about Leo now. Like seriously the entire show builds the importance of TEAMWORK and family but on these final showdowns they...
Just throw it all out the window and only have the other turtles join in every so often. It’s really fucking annoying and makes it hard for me to like Leo because of it
THEY KIDNAPPED THE RAT
On this episode of tmnt, Raph adopts a child
Omfg i was just kidding-
HE ADOPTS A KID I CANT-
HE ADOPTS A KID I CANT-
GAGSGWJSVAJSVAJDBSKDHAHAHAHAHAHA
THE FIRST THING THIS LITTLE MF DOES IS PUNCH HIM LMAOOOOO
OF COURSE HIS NAME IS TYLER
THIS WAS A BAD IDEA, RAPH IS GONNA STRANGLE THIS TODDLER OML
HE JUST...., GEOSHWISHAISSBKSEHSIHSKS
This is literally me trying to handle a child
kid: starts crying
Raph:
Raph:
Not to be dramatic or anything but i would die for 03 Michelangelo
Thinking about how Mikey said “Master splinter took a heavy hit.... for me..” MY POOR BABY IS PROBABLY THINKING THIS IS HIS FAULT PLS SOMEBODY GIVE HIM A H U G
Okay they had a little scene where they’re all running and you can hear the lil pitter patter of their feet and it sounds like a hoard of frogs and now i feel better
Raph is about to beat the shit out of this dude AND THEY’RE JUST
THIS BITCH IS STILL ALIVE?!
Oh wait
THESE SILENT CHASE SCENES GIVE ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN, YOU JUST HEAR THE PTOTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPT OF THEIR LITTLE FEET A A A AA A A A A A A I NEED AN ASMR COMPILATION OF THEM
DONATELLO HAS NO BUSINESS MAKING THESE SPY FUCKERS SO CUTE HSHSSBWKSN
LISTEN I SWEAR MIKEY HAS BAD MOTION SICKNESS. ANYTIME THEY GET THROWN AROUND OR SPUN REALLY FAST HE IMMEDIATELY COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING SICK. EVERY SINGLE TIME. THIS IS CANON EVERYONE ELSE SHUT UP
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dont mind me waiting three days to finish the episode because i was too emotionally distraught by the spy turtle being crushed 
Spider Mikey is just part of every variation i see
HES JUST AHSKABSJABS
BEJ NOOOOO
Is that a fucking toaster
Why dOES HE HAVE A TOASTER
This is literally just working in costumer service
Im always like “man why do they put the little segment from the middle of the episode right in the beginning. That just spoils everything” and then I forget that scene ever even happened until it comes up again in the actual episode
HE REALLY JUST HAD A PIGEON PUPPET LYING AROUND IN HIS DUFFLE BAG
Imagine just chillin in ur office, talking to Nancy about your kid’s soccer game anD THESE FOUR GIANT ASS RIPPED AS HELL TURTLES JUST FUCKING CRAWL DOWN YOUR WINDOW
They’re really just letting Casey go ape shit
Im sorry but these uniforms are the most HIDEOUS thing i have ever seen. Come on PICK A COLOR SKEME yOUR LOGO IS YELLOW AND YOUR GUARDS WEAR BROWN, YOUR BOSS’ HAIR IS PURPLE AND YOUR UNIFORMS ARE GREEN AND RED???? whoever is running the graphic design department needs to be fired
WHY THEY GOTTA STAND LIKE THAT??!? GEISHWJSBAJZ IM WHSISHSSJBSBSVWSJSBSJS
Im just watching Eren go through and like every post in this thread
