Thread by @RoseyPoseyArt, another random 03 ramble thread as I slowly make my way through [...]

another random 03 ramble thread as I slowly make my way through season 1

WHY ARE THEY ALL CALMLY WALKING OUT OF THE LAB, 3 MUTANT MONSTERS LITERALLY JUST BARGED IN CHASING THEM

HE REALLY JUST SAID SUCKS TO BE YALL IG

He’s not odd, he’s

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This run cycle is more terrifying than the monsters, like seriously if i saw THIS coming at me at 3 AM I’d just have a heart attack on the spot

LET HIM SPEAK

Okay but he’s really starting to grow on me.... like.... damn why this bug mutant gotta be so sexy

Hello daddy

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LICK ME

Okay away from sexy beetle for a second, LOOK AT HIS GOOGY LITTLE SMILE

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCKK NOO SEXY BEETLE WTF NOOOOO IM TOO SCARED TO UNPAUSE WTFFFF SEXY BEETLE

NOOO FUCKKK ASHSKABSA SBSUSBS AA A A A A SNFHSBS A A A SNOOPOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AHSKSBSKS A SNEDIHSNS AA A SOO NOOOOO SOSHAKSBSBW SA. DENDISHDHAISNWKDNSJXHSBWNDBW DNSJSIAHDWHEBNWJWOSHXNS WNHSIDHSKDISJSBSKXBSJZBWHDWUBSBE ENDIDIAKSBWHSHWBS FNCH I NSNSBZKSNSKAZIAOZNSKNDNDISBDJSK FUCK

OH MY FUCKING GOD THEYRE ALIVE SEXY BEETLE THANK FUCKING GOD

I WISH I WERE MIKEY

Raph gets SO fucking distraught anytime he thinks one of his brothers are in danger. Its so wholesome but so sad like Raphie who hurt you

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Get your hands off my domme

COUNTRYYY BOYYYYY I LOVE YOUUUUUUUYY b l eh

MR STARK I DONT FEEL SO GOOD

SEXY BEETLE IS A SEXY LADY?!?!??

HOLY SHIT

HOT MAMA

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SHES TALL TOO

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PLEASSEEEE TELL ME SHE COMES BACK, I JUST.... IVE ONLY HAD QUARRY FOR 3 EPISODES BUT IF ANYTHING EVER HAPPENED TO HER I’D K WORD EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND THEN MYSELF

Sexy beetle will forever live in my heart

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Okay these crystals all of a sudden being important just reminded me of my 2012 power crystal au

LOOK AT HIS LITTLE DOODLEEEE AGSKSBSKSBSS HES DOING AMAZING, LOOK AT YOUUUU SWEETIEEEE

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He made a new friend

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KIRBY FUCKING DIES WTF

03 DONNIE CANT HAVE SHIT

ITS ONLY SEASON ONE AND HE NEEDS THERAPY

Ah... its gonna be one of THOSE episodes

No offense to 03 Leo, I really like him so far, but his focus episodes are always really boring or hard to watch

WHAT IS WRONG WITH THEM AHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Its only been like 2 minutes and Splinter is FED UP with Leo’s bullshit

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PLEASE PROTECT HIM

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WHY IS HE ALWAYS ON THE TOP OF THE COUCH?!????? THERES A SPOT RIGHT THERE FOR HIM TO SIT????? BUT HE?????

This is not even related to the episode im on cause Leo is just running around fighting and its boring but NB mikey headcannon rights everyone else shut up

IM SORRY I LAUGHED SO HARD I CANT-

This bitch needs to suck it up and call for some back up jfc thiS IS SO HARD TO WATCHHHH

Donnie: yeah haha Leo’s just training during a hurricane for multiple hours, he’s fine

Leo:

MIKEY JUST WALKS IN DEMANDING EVERYONE’s ATTENTION AND THEN JUST STANDS THERE.... GOD I LOVE HIM

This really do just be 21 minutes of Leo running around the city barely holding his own against a hoard of foot ninja that are tracking him down

BABSHAHSJABAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA IM SORRYYY I CANT- I KNOW THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE SERIOUS BUT IM LITERALLY DYING- ITS THE FUCKING WINDOW AGAIN SHSKSBAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

MISS KESHA..... MISS KESHA.... OMFG SHE FUCKING DEAD

THEYRE JUST FUCKINT DRAGGING HIMMMM LMAOOO IM SORRY I CANT

I swear everyone is gonna hate me now that im making fun of Leo’s big dramatic episode buT I JUST... THEY ARE SO FUNNY I CANT

HE JUST...... PICKS THEM UP SISNSHSKBAS

THIS BITCH EMPTY

YEET

IM FUCKINT CRYINGGGG HELPPPPPP WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY AHAHAJAHSJ

CASEY THE HIMBO ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU GOT HERE

IMAGINE BEING A POLICE OFFICER.... AND YOU GET A REPORT ABOUT A BREAK IN AT AN ANTIQUE STORE... AND YOU PULL UP TO SEE THIS

Woah there’s a farmhouse arc in this series too? I had no idea that this was such a common theme in tmnt. Was the IDW one first or was it 2003?

ALSO COLD BLOODED TURTLES HEADCANNON GO BRRRRRRRR

I cant tell if Casey is freakishly tall or if Mikey is freakishly short

Yall if i am EVER in a fucking coma dont you DARE start telling everyone embarrassing stories about how i had a fear of heights jfc just LET ME SLOWLY DIE IN PEACE

Leo moping around because he lost his swords is so in-character, i love it

Sir what the FUCK are you DOINGGGG

I KNOW YOU ARE NOT USING FUCKING WATER TO WASH THE SNOW OFF YOUR SHOES SIR. I FUCKING KNOW YOU ARE NOT DRENCHING YOUR SHOES TO GET THE SNOW OFF. YOU AND YOUR SOGGY ASS FEET CAN SLEEP IN THE BARN FOR BEING SO FUCKING DUMB

JUST TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF OH MY GOD

Coran coran the gorgeous man?

This is highly illegal wtf is happening

NO MY CHILDREN

IM GETTING ANGST FIC IDEAS HERE

She said sit your ass down before I lock you in the barn with leo

I don’t understand this plan, you’re just gonna make her even MORE determined to catch you... if you had just dressed up Casey and then let her catch him only to reveal it was just a man in a costume, THEN maybe she would leave you alone

WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT

WHAT I S THAT OH MY GOD WHAT IS THAT

ABAHAAGHSSBNA A A A A A SEJHSWJBSKWNEKS WHAT THE FUCKKK IS THATAAAA A A A A A A NO NO NOOO O O. O. NOO A A A A A

THE MONSTER HUNTER CAN FUCKING TAKE IT FOR ALL I CARE WHAT THE FU CK

Also quick side note while i try to calm down from the heart attack that the grinch sloth on steroids gave me, im pretty sure mikey is supposed to be more of a sea green color... but rn hes like a dark forest green, does that ever change? I really love his sea geen design :(

Casey rlly sat in the back of a tank in a grass suit all night we stan

THERES FUCKING MORE OF THEM?!?!?!

Raphie spent his whole day helping Leo build back his self confidence and if that isn’t the SWEETEST THING EVER

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HES SO PROUD OF HIS NEW SWORDS LOOK AT HIM

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THEY ALL HYPING HIM UP THIS IS SO WHOLESOME WTF

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Okay that was cute but i hope we never see those green furry sloths ever again

The animators always give him the weirdest expressions

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Rip Leo for like the second time this season

DONNIE JUST FRANTICALLY PRESSING THE ELEVATOR BUTTON IS SENDING ME

heS TRYING SO HARD

He got it open, good job dee

HES SO CONCERNED FOR HIS SON’S LACK OF SELF PRESERVATION

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OHHH SHORT TAIL MASK SHORT TAIL MASK SHORT TAIL MASK SHORT TAIL MASK

DONT BE FUCKING RUDE TO HIM LEO WTF

SERIOUSLY WTF IS THIS?! Raph is the one who tripped the booby traps by ignoring Splinter’s command and they all take it out on Mikey????? StOP iTtttt they are SO quick to point out Mikey’s mistakes but always brush off everyone else’s. ThIS IS NOT GUCCI

Im so confused, why is this a room in Shredder’s tower??? And wtf are those things.???

Mmm barbecue rat hands

OH SHIT WAIT IS HE ACTUALLY DEAD

Okay im back, no he’s not dead, just.... literally steaming

REALLY I DONT THINK THIS IS NORMAL, SOMEBODY GET HIM SOME MOISTURIZER

Already having traumatic flashbacks I see... isn’t there like... 7 seasons of this wtf are you gonna do? Traumatize him MORE

WHAT THE FUCK

aaaaAAA NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN NAKED RAT MAN

IM TOO FUCKING SCARED TO UNPAUSE AM I GONNA BE TRAUMATIZED BY THIS

OH MY FUCKINT GOD I AM ANSHSJSSNAND SHXHSBSSBBDSJXGAUSB WXHWBDJSJD E SKAISBA S W FRKDOWHA W DJSIXHWIS E FKDUABSBW F SNDSBSUWBD WKSHSISBABS WVATSJNSOSDBS SBAHSBAKSNA DJSBSJABSNS DJSS SNDJSJSBWKDBEND SHDIWNDNS FEHDISIWBEHSBWBSBSNDNSKCISHWBEBWNDKWIDUSBSKWBDISDBWJBDWKWJDHJWJWWJDHJEKW

Theres a giant robot now but my brain is stuck on the naked barbecue rat... I will never recover...

Seriously... THAT was all it took to defeat hun..... HIT HIM ONTO A WOODEN POLE.... SERIOUSLY

They really just standing there watching the shredder get the shit beat out of him like

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IM HOWLING

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

Okay but this mf really gave his whole ass body an upgrade but wont even bother to get lasic eye surgery.... like dude your missing an eye just switch to contacts at this point

You know i cant even bring myself to feel sadness at this point. Like after seeing naked rat man... you just.... cant go back to normal

Old man u had a heart attack or snth?????

Seriously how does that glove fit on his hands.....

Okay this is something I genuinely hate about tmnt. Whenever it comes to the big important battles they really just say fuck everybody else, this is about Leo now. Like seriously the entire show builds the importance of TEAMWORK and family but on these final showdowns they...

Just throw it all out the window and only have the other turtles join in every so often. It’s really fucking annoying and makes it hard for me to like Leo because of it

THEY KIDNAPPED THE RAT

On this episode of tmnt, Raph adopts a child

Omfg i was just kidding-

HE ADOPTS A KID I CANT-

GAGSGWJSVAJSVAJDBSKDHAHAHAHAHAHA

THE FIRST THING THIS LITTLE MF DOES IS PUNCH HIM LMAOOOOO

OF COURSE HIS NAME IS TYLER

THIS WAS A BAD IDEA, RAPH IS GONNA STRANGLE THIS TODDLER OML

HE JUST...., GEOSHWISHAISSBKSEHSIHSKS

This is literally me trying to handle a child

kid: starts crying

Raph:

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Not to be dramatic or anything but i would die for 03 Michelangelo

Thinking about how Mikey said “Master splinter took a heavy hit.... for me..” MY POOR BABY IS PROBABLY THINKING THIS IS HIS FAULT PLS SOMEBODY GIVE HIM A H U G

Okay they had a little scene where they’re all running and you can hear the lil pitter patter of their feet and it sounds like a hoard of frogs and now i feel better

Raph is about to beat the shit out of this dude AND THEY’RE JUST

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THIS BITCH IS STILL ALIVE?!

Oh wait

THESE SILENT CHASE SCENES GIVE ME SO MUCH SEROTONIN, YOU JUST HEAR THE PTOTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPTPT OF THEIR LITTLE FEET A A A AA A A A A A A I NEED AN ASMR COMPILATION OF THEM

DONATELLO HAS NO BUSINESS MAKING THESE SPY FUCKERS SO CUTE HSHSSBWKSN

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LISTEN I SWEAR MIKEY HAS BAD MOTION SICKNESS. ANYTIME THEY GET THROWN AROUND OR SPUN REALLY FAST HE IMMEDIATELY COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING SICK. EVERY SINGLE TIME. THIS IS CANON EVERYONE ELSE SHUT UP

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Dont mind me waiting three days to finish the episode because i was too emotionally distraught by the spy turtle being crushed

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Spider Mikey is just part of every variation i see

HES JUST AHSKABSJABS

BEJ NOOOOO

Is that a fucking toaster

Why dOES HE HAVE A TOASTER

This is literally just working in costumer service

Im always like “man why do they put the little segment from the middle of the episode right in the beginning. That just spoils everything” and then I forget that scene ever even happened until it comes up again in the actual episode

HE REALLY JUST HAD A PIGEON PUPPET LYING AROUND IN HIS DUFFLE BAG

Imagine just chillin in ur office, talking to Nancy about your kid’s soccer game anD THESE FOUR GIANT ASS RIPPED AS HELL TURTLES JUST FUCKING CRAWL DOWN YOUR WINDOW

They’re really just letting Casey go ape shit

Im sorry but these uniforms are the most HIDEOUS thing i have ever seen. Come on PICK A COLOR SKEME yOUR LOGO IS YELLOW AND YOUR GUARDS WEAR BROWN, YOUR BOSS’ HAIR IS PURPLE AND YOUR UNIFORMS ARE GREEN AND RED???? whoever is running the graphic design department needs to be fired

WHY THEY GOTTA STAND LIKE THAT??!? GEISHWJSBAJZ IM WHSISHSSJBSBSVWSJSBSJS

Im just watching Eren go through and like every post in this thread

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