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OH MY GOD, my cousin& #39;s delayed Zoom wedding is happening and we can all hear our other cousin& #39;s boyfriend smacking her ass while they fuck
I was like "hey T-----, you might want to mute your microphone!" THANK GOD her video wasn& #39;t on
I seem to be one of only a handful of people who were online for that and at least she did eventually turn off her mic 
https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen"> BUT STILL! Zoom is treacherous! BEWARE ZOOM!
The meeting restarted. "T----- O------& #39;s audio is connecting" is the most ominous phrase I have read all year
oh shit, I hear more slapping. this wedding has been Toobin& #39;ed
The ceremony is delayed but T------& #39;s mic is still on. Pray God she mutes it again before things get going (in either sense)
The wedding continues to be delayed. Unfortunately, I don& #39;t think they paid for Zoom Premium or whatever, so it& #39;ll probably cut off again right before the vows. At least we& #39;ll all have the memories. https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đ" title="Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen" aria-label="Emoji: Gesicht mit FreudentrĂ€nen">
How much does paid Zoom cost? We all just got kicked out of the meeting again. (Still cheaper than a flight to Hawaii, not that I& #39;d mind in non-pandemic times.)
The bride is lovely. The wind is trying to tear the veil off her head and we can& #39;t hear anything, which is how you know it& #39;s a beach wedding.
I think I just heard "haka" (neither of them is AAPI as far as I know) and "college football" but who can say?
Apparently they met at a wine tasting, so I am extra in favor of this partnership
Someone else appears to be taking their phone to the bathroom and no, the audio is NOT muted https://abs.twimg.com/emoji/v2/... draggable="false" alt="đŹ" title="Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht" aria-label="Emoji: Grimasse schneidendes Gesicht">
That was all this wedding needed
They are married. The wind did not succeed in taking her veil. That person is still on the toilet.
